Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Hot Shot Pete Goes South Smiling!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete goes out smiling.

After raising his average this year to 175 from a 173 last year, after winning 5 Free Beer this season (and getting 4), after having been looked after by Hotette Ann all Fall, if you know what I mean - wouldn't you be smiling too?

Yes Hot Shot Pete was happy to serve the Free Beer to his Beloved Captain on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek, or, was he happy to head South? One can only guess.

Next week is the Christmas Fun Night so there will be no pressure on any of the Hot Shots, the Hotettes can take a rest and if we don't win we will still have fun.

Smooth sailing Hot Shot Pete. Your shoes will be filled by Caper Ray for the next part of the season and he will have big shoes to fill.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Amanda is a new Hot Shot Fan!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our new barmaid Amanda has joined the many fans of the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. She has really got into the picture and has made all the Hot Shots happy.

They are so happy that it is hard to tell which Hot Shot won the beer and which one served the winner. Can you tell?

Every Hot Shot rolled over their average tonight and we got 5 points for the professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. We are having fun.

Your Beloved,
Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

No Wonder We Didn't Win!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete, the worst Hot Shot of the night, showed up in the most godawful lime green shirt you have ever seen. No wonder he had the worst night of the season with a low 119 score for the year.

We were on our way to the top where the money is and he did us in. He complained that he had a sore arm after he rolled a 119. He was going great guns all month and the shirt did him in.

We now don't have a chance to make first place by Christmas, thanks to the shirt.

We were getting ready to take a photo of him serving beer to your beloved Captain, with a cute barmaid in the middle, when the batteries went dead in the camera. The light from the shirt short circuited the batteries.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Can You Find The Bridesmaid????

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

We got 7 points for the first time of the year. We are on our way to the top.

But one Hot Shot has never won a Free Beer this year. He is always a bridesmaid and never a bride. Can you spot him and identify him in this photo?

Your Beloved Captain,

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Who Is That Masked Man?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who is that Masked Man? You have seen him before in many photos serving beer to the Free Beer Winner? Why is he wearing a burka? Has he reached such a low place in his bowling career that he does not want to be seen?

The Captain seems happy enough after the best bowling night of his career. And people say I am too old to bowl and should just be playing golf.

If only this Masked Man would start to bowl the infamous professional team known as the Hot Shots would be in first place.

What is the Captain going to do next. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Four Pigs & One Chicken - Hot Shots Dream Team!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This week I related a little story of Ham & Eggs to all the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. I asked each one if they were a Pig, commited to the Ham & Eggs (Hot Shots), or just a Chicken, involved in the Ham & Eggs.

We found out on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Hal will be forever known as Hot Shot Chicken Hal. Here he is hiding his face while serving Hot Shot Pete, his 5th Free Beer of the season, because of his worst performance of the year. Where was Hotette Judy?

All other Hot Shots rolled over their average and took 3 points from the Lightning Strikes. They are great Pigs.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Hot Shot Pete Finally Gets His Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Look at smiling Hot Shot Pete with the HUGH BIG FREE BEER the Captain bought him.

Don't tell Hot Shot Pete that it was purchased with my first CPP cheque? He doesn't look at the blog as he didn't see my tennis girl from last week.

I suspect most don't look at the blog as there were no comments from the last post. It will be discontinued soon due to lack of interest.

Captain Hot Shot

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Tired of Looking at these Old Farts?

Hi Professional Bowlers,

I am getting tired of looking at those old farts getting their free beer. What else should we have pictured on our blog Hot Shots? Maybe we should take up tennis this winter. I am sure some bowlers may do better at another sport.

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Beaten By Brenda! (BBB) The Shame!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No wonder Hot Shot Caper Ray is not looking into the camera. He is too ashamed after having to buy two weeks in a row and serve the Hot Hot Shot Hal two free beers in a row.

And to be beaten by Captain Brenda, a feMALE, but I guess I didn't have to tell you that. The Captain has sent Hot Shot Caper Ray back to the minors for more training.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Open Your Eyes Caper Ray!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal is all smiles as he accepts a free beer from Hot Shot Caper Ray, the only Hot Shot who did not bowl his average last night. No wonder he has his eyes closed. Maybe he should have opened them during the game and he wouldn't be serving the beer.

Hot Shot Caper broke the rules and bought Hot Shot Hal a large beer instead of small won. But then who cared - we were drinking Free Beer from Hot Shot Ray as he was the 50/50 draw last night and treated all the Hot Shots to free beer.

The Hot Shots, under great leadership, are on their way to the top.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Sorry Wrong Photo!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Sorry about that. I got my photos mixed up. They were two girls on the Bust Tour that we had fun with every night.

Here is the real photo of similing Hot Shot Pete and The Grumpy Captain. And he says he is owed a beer from our pre-bowl. I guess Hot Shot Pete is right.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Is Back!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete had a great night in the bowling lanes. That is Hot Shot Pete on the right and the Captain, who had to serve the beer, on the left crying in his beer.

The Captain was heard to say that "It won't happen again!"

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Hot Shots Are Back!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The start of another season for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots with their world famous motto: "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun". And by the look of this first photo - it is only the Captain that is having fun. He is enjoying his free beer as the Professional who bowled the most over his average, and enjoying it even more when Hot Shot Pete had to serve it to him.

The rest of the night was not fun as we only took two points from a new team in the league. One new member, bowling to a 150 average had all three games over 150 with the last two games 369 and 316. The Captain was upset and advised the new member he was going to break his leg on the way out tonight.

But, it was a great night. Everyone is SO happy to be back, away from the golf course on a beautiful sunny day in September.

The sad point of the night was that barmaid Emily was not their to serve us. What are we going to do without her perky face.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

It Just Wasn't Good Enough!

2006 Hot Shot Of The Year

Hi Sport Fans,

The infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots has ended their season. And what a season it was. The first time in the 5 year history of the Hot Shots that we didn't get any honours. Hot Shot must be rolling over in his grave.

The Captain is in despair. Where does he go from here? Does he get rid of the Male Hot Shots and get feMALES to bowl on his team? He has all summer to think about it so when you see him in a daze, leave him alone as he is pondering the future of this infamous professional bowling team.

Are the Hotettes going to form their own team and beat the Hot Shots next year? It would be the end of life as we know it.

Captain Hot shot

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Playoffs - Game # 1

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal is in the photo again. In his regular spot as The Loser.

The Captain is leading the way in the Playoffs but he has no one to lead. Some heads are going to roll next week if the other Hot Shots don't step up to the plate and win the Playoffs.

Hot Shots, and you know who you are, how would you like to be replaced by a feMALE NEXT YEAR.

If that doesn't get you to bowl, nothing will.

Captain Hot Shot

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Impossible Feat by Hot Shot Hal!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal rolled a Big 245 in the first game and then in the second game he lobbed a 144.


But it did happen and he won the Free Beer of the week with a 220 in the third game. What a Hot Shot.

Seems like his mug is on the blog too often.

The season is coming to an end so stay tuned for the Playoffs where the Hot Shots really show their stuff now that the Captain is back.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

The Return of The Captain

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This was suppose to be a photo of Hot Shot Gord, known as the Loser, serving a beer to Hot Shot Hal, the Winner, after a great last game of 264. Something must be wrong with the camera as it seemed to want to focus on its own.

The Captain's return to the league after 5 weeks of intensive training in Florida paid off as he lead the team to victory and 7 points. The first time we got 7 points since January. The Playoffs are ours.

Captain Hot Shot

Saturday, March 25, 2006

I Really Miss My Hot Shots!

Dear Hot Shot & Hotettes,

Wish I could be there on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek but as you can see I am busy training new Hotettes. I am between two Sybils and I don't know who to choose.


Your Captain will be returning soon to lead the infamous professional bowling team to victory in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

Monday, March 20, 2006

I Miss My Hot Shots!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am not having any fun in bowling school. I wish I was home for bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

Your Captain

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Is Hot Shot Hal going for a Turkey?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal looks pretty sad in this one. It must be tough losing to your Hotette who only bowls once a year. Then for the second week in a row he has to buy the beer as the Big Loser. What happened last night. His he going for a Turkey and serving the beer again?

Your Captain

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

We Wish 'We Were Bowling At Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

As you can see we realy miss the Hot Shots and the bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

We were so depressed that we had to make a trip to Tampa Bay Golf Club just to relax. We will be waiting up all night and hoping the infamous ALL MALE professional bowling team gets 7 points to bring the Hot Shots into first place, where we belong.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Nice Bowling Shirts!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a sad night at Taylor Creek. I almost cried. It was my last bowling game until April. On Monday I take off with Hotette Sybil for a month in Florida. I don't want to go as I would rather stay and bowl with the infamous Hot Shots. I feel like I am letting the team down.

But Hotette Sybil needs a break from looking after the Captain all winter, if you know what I mean, so I am taking her to the Sun & Fun.

As you can see from Hot Shot Bubba, he came a long way from last week and was the winner of the Free Beer. Hot Shot Gord shouldn't be smiling as he was the Loser of the week, being the only one who didn't bowl over his average. Hotette Helene, where were you?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Rayette to Harryette!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I could not accept Rayette for the All Men's professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. The next best was Harryette.

He will not be invited back by the Captain. He bowled 220 in his second game and it was the high team score of the night for the Hot Shots. When you show up the Captain you don't get invited back. You would think at 88, ready to be 89 on April Fools Day, he would know enough to not show up the Captain.

I am still in depression for not getting any points Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. I may have to go to Florida for sun and fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Friday, February 10, 2006

I Want To Bowl For Hot Shot Caper Ray! Please

Dear Captain Hot Shot,

I have been reading your blog with great interest. I think you are a born leader and I would like to be on your team. Maybe I could replace Hot Shot Caper Ray while he is in bowling school, where he belongs.

I know I can make your team a Winner, if you know what I mean.


Wednesday, February 08, 2006

When Bubba Falls - He Falls A Long Way Down!

Yes Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no smile last night. Only Hot Shot Gord, a second time winner of the free beer, had a big smile on his face wearing his new Ambassador Bowling Shirt. Hot Shot Bubba went from a Winner last week to the Loser this week.

Hot Shot Gord had a great nights bowling, thanks to Hotette Helene no doubt, if you know what I mean. Hotettes Helene and Sybil are curling all day today and will no doubt need a back rub when they get back.

We ain't winning and we ain't having fun. I am sending the two Rays of Sunshine to bowling school next week and will be ordering the Florida Hot Shots back. We will fly Hot Shots Jim, Hal and Pete back to get the team back into first place.

What a night. I was expecting big things from Hot Shot Caper Ray back from bowling school in Nova Scotia but it was obvious that he was just down their stuck in the snow drinking K'eths.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Hot Shot Bubba Wins Free Beer!

Yes, Hot Shot Bubba on his first night of bowling wins the Free Beer.

And look who is serving. Hot Shot Hal (who won last week) was the big Loser last night with a -26 points and Hot Shot Bubba with his 210 game ended with +46 points over his average.

It seems appropriate that Hot Shot Hal would lose as The Captain supects that he was behind the "Lets do the Captain In!" last week when the Captain had to serve the beer when he wasn't even the Loser.

We lost last night and we had some fun. Not as much as our motto of "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." Maybe it was because of the free beer by Hot Shot Gord by winning the 50/50 draw.

We are still in first place so keep on smiling.

Captain Hot Shot

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Why Are These MarAl Curlers Smiling?

Because they just had a 22 minute back rub by their favourite Hot Shot.

True to their word. The Captain and Hot Shot Hal lost the bet and had to give their favourite MarAl a back rub in front of a hot gas fireplace.

As the Hot Shot motto is "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." it can also be said that Winning is more than having fun, if you know what I mean.

Poor MarAl Helene didn't get a back rub as her team also lost. Hot Shot Gord now has to lead the team on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Why? Because the Captain and Hot Shot Hal are worn out. Their fingers are so sore from a 22 minute backrub that they won't be able to bowl on Tuesday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Hot Shot Hal Wins First Beer of the Season!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am at a loss for words. How could one or all of my faithful Hot Shots do their Captain in?

The Captain wasn't the Loser last night. Hot Shot Caper Ray was the Loser and someone fooled the Captain. I know my Florida Hot Shots or California Hot Shot would never had done that to their beloved leader.

Hot Shot Caper Ray has been sent to bowling school in Halifax next Tuesday night to determine how one night he bowls 301 points over his average and the next week bowls 40 points below.

A RCMP investigation is unway (should be finished in 4 years) to determine who did the Captain In.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. Oh! Hot Shot Hal won the beer.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Who Is That Wine Drinker?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our Blog has been taken over by the CIA.

This photo showed up out of the sky. It looks like it was taken at sunset on Tuesday Night while the Hot Shots were getting ready to go out in the freezing rain and bowl their hearts out.

Who could this darkened figure be? Friend or foe? Is he mocking the Hot Shots in the cold or is he toasting to their success?

The Captain may have to send Hot Shot Hal to investigate.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

He Walked The Talk!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

When the Hot Shots left the legion last night after celebrating another night of 7 points and leading the infamous Professional Ambassador Bowling League Hot Shot Hal was heard to say: "He Walked The Talk!"

And yes he did. Hot Shot Caper Ray bowled his best night ever in the Orleans Bowling Center. You noticed in the photo that his eyes are closed. That may have been his secret for his great bowling.

Because of the freezing rain Mike's Pub at the Lanes closed and we had to go to the Legion to get Caper Ray his free beer.

Hot Shot Gord could not make it to the Legion as he had to get his car home into the garage. Captain Hot Shot stood up to the plate and was glad to present Hot Shot Caper Ray with a well deserved Free Beer.

"We are Winning, and We are Having Fun".

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Who Left That Nasty Comment About The Captain?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who left that nasty comment about the Captain being a Loser on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek? I know it wasn't sweet Hotette Judy so it must have been Hot Shot Hal.

How can you believe someone who drinks out of a 'used' Chamber Pot.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. anymore underhanded comments and the Captain will delete the comments as he has the power.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in first place with another 7 points last night in Taylor Creek.

The Hot Shot Beer Winner was a Ray of sunshine last night as Hot Shot Ray came through in the last game with a 65 point game over his average to defeat Hot Shot Gord with a plus 27 and Hot Shot Hal with a plus 24.

We were hoping for two Rays of sunshine but Caper Ray is still in warmup mode.

What a great night. We are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. The Captain is serving as it is Hot Shot Ray's first time as a winner.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Hot Shots Start 2006 in First Place.

Hot Shots Jim, Pete & Len!

The Professional bowling team, known as the Hot Shots, is now in first place in the Ambassador's Bowling League. Captain Hot Shot sent Hot Shots Jim and Pete to bowling school in Florida and Hot Shot Len to the wilds of Cape Breton. What a great choice by the Captain as he now has the Two Rays to keep the Hot Shots in first place.

Don't they look like they should be sent somewhere? They are not dedicated Hot Shots to leave the team in their time of need. Can the Two Rays, Hot Shot Caper Ray and Hot Shot Ray, lead the team to victory. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot