Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Hal Gets Free Beer with One Pin!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It's a dark video as the Maple Leafs are beating the Canadians 3-0 on the TV. It is really dark as Hot Shot Hal was the only one who bowled over his average - by 5 points - one pin. And he did that with his last ball taking 10 points. What a Hot Shot - when it comes to winning a Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dan Again!!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Dan The Man made the video again on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. What a guy, he loves bowling so much he wants to talk about it all the time.

Have a look but don't listen to a word that Hot Shot Hal has to say.

Your Beloved Captain Hot Shot

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

A Day To Remember!

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Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. The infamous Hot Shots were Hot. Everyone bowled over their average for the first time in living memory of the 9 year history of the Hot Shots. (Living memory for most of us only goes back a year at our age).

Of course, your beloved Captain was the great leader and won the Free Beer. Watch Dan The Man present it at the Royal Canadian Legion on the eve of Rememberance Day.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Bubba Was Outstanding!

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Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no trouble filling Hot Shot Pete's shoes. Just listen to him thank them for going on their cruise.

The Biggest Loser Hal is serving as he will no doubt happen again next week.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Free Beer For The Hot Shots!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are winning and we are having fun. What a night it was. Eastview Ray gave out false information on the Free Beer last week but the Free Beer was flowing last night and the Hot Shots are happy.

Check out the Hotette in the video. I think she needs re-training to get her Hot Shot bowling, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Captain's Picks!

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Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your Captain is a genuis. I benched Caper Ray and Hot Shot Pete and brought in my spares to lead the team to 3 points.

Eastview Ray and Hot Shot Bubba had amazing nights. There was only 1 pin in the difference in who won the Free Beer. Eastview came through and gives his speech to the world.

After this was posted I received an email from Snopes to say it might be a hoax.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Every Pin Counts!

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Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, every pin counts and this pin was worth a Free Beer for Caper Ray. It is good that he wins something as he has been bowling in the league for 30 years and has still never won the 50/50 draw.

Being in Mike's Pub was the only good part of the night.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

The Dream Team!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The 2009/10 infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots have started a new season at Taylor Creek. What a year it is going to be. We are shown in Mike's Pub after our first game. Do you notice anything missing?

That's right bowlers. The beer is missing. We are starting to slim down and you will see big things from us this year on the lanes. All of us are in a training cycle to get in shape so we can bowl the best we can be.

Just watch us.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Captain Comes Back To Win Playoffs!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your beloved Captain has saved the season. After 7 weeks instructing at his infamous bowling school in Florida he returned to lead the Hot Shots in the Playoffs.

What a Captain. He will be honoured for this amazing feat at the banquet on Friday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Caper Leads Hot Shots in Playoffs!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Here is Caper Ray with his eyes open for a change. Hot Shot Hal had to serve him his well deserved beer after bowling 154 points over his average.

Next week we are going for the gold and will win enough money to buy our Hotettes a glass of wine at the banquet.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Murray Wins Free Beer!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain has been true to his word for 8 years of bowling on the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. It is an all Men's Team and the Captain stays true to the Hot Shot rules. Meet Murray in the video. A great bowler who won the Free Beer on his first night of bowling for the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Free Beer For The Hot Shots!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Hot Hotettes gave an Oscar performance on the video but I was so nervous that I didn't have the video on. After the performance they were asked to leave Mike's Pub by the management and I couldn't get another video.

Watch this one and you will see why the Hot Shots didn't get a point all night.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dan The Man Now Just Plain Dan.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

You have seen the scores now watch the video to see why Dan The Man is now just Plain Dan.

We Ain't Winning and We Ain't Having Fun.

Captain Hot Shot

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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Hot Shots 1 Point Out of First!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal finally worked the video and another Hot Shot groopie wanted in on the action. Play the video to see how much we missed Hot Shot Gord.

With 7 points the Hot Shots are within one point of first place.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Hot Shot Gord Heads South!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Gord leaves the infamous Hot Shots to sign for a professional bowling team at Dayton Beach, sponsored by Hooters. He is the only Hot Shot this year who has bowled over his average of last year.

Hear the words of wisdom from Eastview Ray as he drinks a Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot @ Captain Wounded Knee

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Free Beer Roll Off!

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Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was at Taylor Creek last night. We had a roll off for the Free Beer - the first time in the long history of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Hal and Hot Shot Gord were both 26 points over their averages. The Captain ordered a one ball roll off to declare a winner. Caper Ray gave the directions on the count of 3 and they both rolled off.

There were two amazing shots (unbelievable shots) where Hot Shot Gord knocked down the 2 pin only and Hot Shot Hal knocked down the 3 pin only. What a bunch of professional bowlers.

Hot Shot Hal won the Free Beer and it is served by the Captain who secured 4 points for the Hot Shots in some clutch anchor bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Caper Has High Game Of Year!

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Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is so nice to Caper Ray. Just listen to him. It is time for him to take a sensitivity course.

Your Beloved Leader,

Captain Hot Shot