Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Hot Shot Len is Two Time Beer Winner!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a historical night on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Len, who invented the contest of the High Bowler winning a beer from the Hot Shots and being served by the Loser, was the first time repeat winner. Who would have guessed?

To his credit, he was the only Hot Shot who bowled over his average with a plus 25 points.

But the Hot Shots didn't have any fun as we only won one game and two points. The infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots finished in the bottom half of the league. Changes are being made with the team to improve their standing in the professional bowling league, known as the Ambassadors. Stay tuned.

The loser serving the beer to Hot Shot Len has not been identified up to press time.

Captain Hot Shot.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Stressless Hot Shots!

Hot Shot Pete (Loser) serving to Hot Shot Gord

Yes, bowling world. I never thought Hot Shot Gord would win a beer so soon in the bowling season. It must be because of Hotette Helene getting him ready for bowling, if you know what I mean.

Hotette Helene has been ordered to keep working until the bowling season has ended so Hot Shot Gord can bowl like that every night.

And you thought I didn't bring my camera and get a photo at Mike's Pub last night.

Captain Hot Shot

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Hot Shot Len Wins Second Beer of Season!

Hot Shot Gord(Loser) serving beer to Hot Shot Len

Hot Shots,

Have we been taken by Hot Shot Len. After all it was his idea to play this Win A Beer game. Did he let the Captain win the first time just so he would keep him on the team. Hot Shot Len is a sly one.

As Hot Shot Hal kept us in the beer in the Hot Tub we will buy Hot Shot Len his beer on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek. Then we will have a new winner on the Tuesday night games. Will it be Hot Shot Len or will Hot Shot Hal start his drive to the top? And don't forget about Hot Shot Pete buying beer from the 50/50 win. Will he win the 50/50 again on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek and buy another jug?

It is going to be a Beer Night at Taylor Creek where the Hot Shots face the Hot Shot Killer Chrissy and her team.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Does This Look Like A Bunch of Losers?

Well They Are A Bunch of Losers!

The Infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots arrived in the rain at Taylor Creek tied for 5th place - 9 points behind first place, where we belong.

What did they do? Almost nothing. Only got two points and we now have almost no chance of finishing first in the first half of the season.

The Captain was crying at the lanes and ready for a beer and asked Hot Shot Len, where did the Hot Shots go? Hot Shot Len said they have headed for the Hot Tub to drown their sorrows.

The Captain felt like drowning a few Hot Shots.

What happened to the professional bowling team called the Hot Shots?

A Depressed Captain.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Hot Shot Hal Serves The Captain

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Little Lenny had a great idea when he suggested that we should make a bet in hopes of getting the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots into first place. The idea was for the best bowler of the night to win a beer with the other 4 bowlers paying for the beer. Of course, the worst bowler of the night was to serve the beer to the winner.

As a result, all the Hot Shots bowled over their average. It was great competition. Captain Hot Shot rolled 62 points over his average, followed by Hot Shot Len with 55, Hot Shot Pete with 28 and Hot Shot Gord rolled 23 points followed by Hot Shot Hal with 13.

Hot Shot Hal should not be smiling but we know next week he will be the one being served.

Fun was had by all, expecially the Captain drinking free beer. Next week we are going to Hot Shot Hal & Hotette Judy's Hot Tub where the winner will be served beer all night in the Hot Tub by the loser.

The Hot Shots were relieved that the Hotettes did not have to curl this Wednesday as they could go home and sleep, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Where is Hal?

Hotette Judy,

Thanks for the photo of Hal (middle) getting his lessons. You didn't have to tell me which one he was as I recognized the shoes.

I know you are trying hard to get Hot Shot Hal bowling to the calibre of his younger days but you must try harder, if you know what I mean, so that the professional bowling team called the Hot Shots will be in first place by Christmas.

Happy to hear that the AlMars are having fun and not spending money at the curling rink.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Hot Shot Len Is Out of Retirement!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Len is out of retirement and ready to lead the Hot Shots to First Place by Christmas.

Captain Hot Shot is so happy he can't hold back his emotions (It is not the rum we were drinking at the sunset but maybe the atmosphere in P-Town, Cape Cod.)

Tuesday night was another big night for the Hot Shots as they took seven points from the first place team and feMALE Captain and President. What a fine bunch of professional bowlers. Hotettes, we owe it all to you looking after your Hot Shot they way you do.

Now the Hot Shots must get serious, listen to their Captain who will lead them to the promise land.

Captain Hot Shot

ps I would rather be hugging SuperHero Linda.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The Hot Shots are All Male!

Dear SuperHero Linda,

It is with regret that I cannot accept your invitation to join the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

From your photo I can tell from your ample assests that you would make a fine bowler and would be the hit of the league. Unfortunately, the Hot Shots are an all MALE bowling team and with your assests I think it would be difficult to pass you off as a male bowler.

As you can see from my photo I have started to drink because of not being able to accept your application. (This photo was taken by my grandson to show how he sees is Grandpa)

I do hope you understand SuperHero Linda. Hot Shot Pete will probably never get over it.

Retired Hot Shot Len will try and fill your bra, er, I mean bowling shoes on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek.

Captain Hot Shot

Friday, November 04, 2005

I Want To Be A Hot Shot!

Hi Captain Hot Shot,

I would like to apply for Hot Shot Jim's position on your professional bowling team. I have been following your blog since it was created and was waiting for this opportunity to apply. Captain Hot Shot I think you are the greatest. You are such a motivator and a leader for your Hot Shots and Hotettes.

After reading your last comments on Superhero Hot Shot Pete I want to bowl with him. He seems like my type of Superhero. I hope I can be his Superhero every Tuesday night at Taylor Creek.

If I measure up to the task I will be there Tuesday night. I am not that good a bowler but I think I could get the Hot Shots ready for Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek, if you know what I mean. It appears that the MarAl Curlers have let the Hot Shots down in that department.

I like winning and having fun and I know you Hot Shots are real Winners.

Waiting for your reply,

Your SuperHero,


Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Hot Shots Are Winning And We Are Having Fun!

Hot Shots,

You guys were the greatest last night. We took 7 points from the old unnamed President who needs new balls as his old ones are worn out.

Just look at the lovely support we had from the feMALE President with her sunny face and disposition. Treasurer Jan dressed as an Angel and prayed for the Hot Shots all night. They just love us dearly but they won't next week.

Yes, that is right Hot Shots and Hotettes we take on the feMALE President next week. What a night it will be. She is in first place and we are on our way to the top. We will knock her out of first place and watch her cry in her beer.

We are now recuriting for a replacement for Hot Shot Jim as he has been sent to bowling school in Florida. I know there are millions of people reading this blog. Post your resume now for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

We are Winning and We are Having Fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, October 27, 2005

We Crushed Them For 5 Points

Hot Shots and Hotettes,

Tuesday night at Taylor Creek was just the beginning on our road to the top by Christmas. If only I could start to bowl again and get Hot Shot Hal to focus, focus, focus and roll another big night. Hotette Judy is doing her best but appears to be curling better than getting Hot Shot Hal ready, if you know what I mean.

Hotette Helene is trying her best. Maybe you Hotettes should get some pointers from broken footer Hotette Ann as Hot Shot Pete is on a roll.

If things don't improve I am going to have to get Half Hot Shot Billy out of retirement.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I Feel Like I am Lost in Space!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After last night at Taylor Creek I feel like I am on a bus to nowhere. What is going to happen to the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

We Are Having Fun!

The Captain Is Happy.

The Hot Shots are winning and we are having fun.

Thanks to all you Hot Shots and Hotettes we had a great night last night beating the Strikers and their High Roller Dennis.

I am sitting here drinking imported wine waiting for the Hotettes to come back from curling. I hope none of them slipped and fell on their head.

Captain Hot Shot

Monday, October 10, 2005

The Hot Shots Professional Bowling Team

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The once proud infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots needs help. Our performance, if you know what I mean, has not been up to the great bowling team we have been in the past. What is the Captain to do?

It came to me in a vision, a dream last night. Create a blog so all the world can see who we really are. The best bowling team on Tuesday night in Taylor Creek.

Our motto: "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun" has not been enough this year and that is the reason we are not winning. We must be more motiviated. On Tuesday night we take on the Strikers. The dreaded team that loves to beat us. Rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, and be ready to take 7 points for the first time this season.

Captain Hot Shot - Oct 10th, 2005