Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Christmas Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain was down with the stomach bug but under his leadership all year he has taught the Hot Shots to bowl.  They did him proud and got 5 points to set our plan for the gold in April.

Check out who won the Free Beer and find out where he is going.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

We Did It!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, we did it, we are out of Last Place where we don't belong.  We got 4 points last night and the Gutterpals got 5 and that meant we made it by half a point.  Now the second part of the season starts next week and we will go for the Gold.

Check out who served and who won the Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Last Resort Lives Up to Her Name.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal was sick and couldn't replace Hot Shot Pete who was out of town.  It came down to the last bowler we could ever have roll for the infamous professional All Male bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  Last Resort showed up for the first time this year rolling to an average of 131 from last year.  Check her out.

The Hot Shots are in last place and only have two weeks to go to get out of the basement.  Can we do it?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Hot Shot Gord S Serves!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

From Hero to goat.  Last week he was drinking Free Beer and now he is serving the Captain with his Free Beer.

Caper and Dan The Man were back to get us 5 points on the night.  We are still in last place.

Only three more nights of bowling before we start the second half and go for the gold.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

A Night To Remember!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Last Place Hot Shots took care of the First Place Lame Rusters.  Check out the video to see who is the big Free Beer Winner and see who is serving.

Caper Ray and Dan The Man were missing in action attending Remembrance Day services and Hot Shot Pete couldn't roll because of his new eye.  We ended up getting 5 points.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

We Are All Clowns Not Just The Captain!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a season so far.  We are in Last Place and may be staying there unless we get our act together.  Another night with no points and the Caper was suppose to come back and save the day.  What did he do?  Just the worst bowler on the night and he had to serve the beer again.  Check him out while Hot Shot Alain drinks his Free Beer as the only Hot Shot over his average by two pins.

I can't take it.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

What Happened!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another night with zero points.  We are in the basement by 3 points now.  Can anyone save the team?  Not these clowns.

What is wrong with you Hotettes?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

We Have Last Place Secured!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

In three nights we have only won one game - two points and now we are in Last Place.  The mighty infamous professional All Male Bowling Team is no more.  Some heads are going to roll if we don't start our climb to the top for the Gold at Christmas.

Check out the Caper, three weeks in a row he has made the movies.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

The Anchor Position Has Changed!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Not only did the Caper, the Acting Anchor for the last few weeks,  lose the Anchor Position to the Captain he was the worst bowler on the night and had to serve the Captain a Free Beer.

No wonder he has his eyes closed.

With not getting a point on the night I have nothing else to say.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Zero Points For The Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hotettes you are letting down the team, if you know what I mean.  We played the worst team in the league and didn't get a point.  The only thing that was good is that the Captain had his Free Beer served by the Acting Anchor Caper.  How sweet it is.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

We Were Good But They Were Better!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Is it something I said?  All I said to the lowly Blow Pins at the start was that we were going to be nice to them and only take five points from them instead of the usual 7.

Three Hot Shots were up to the task and as a team we were 65 points over our average but the Blow Pins went crazy.  We wore them down in the third game but it was touch and go who would serve the Free Beer to Hot Shot Alain.  One Hot Shot was 33 points under his average and one was 35 points when it was all added up by the certified accountants.

Hot Shot Alain is happy anyway.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Hot Shots Start 14th Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another season has started on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.  Every Hot Shot & Hotette have made a commitment to their beloved Captain Hot Shot to follow his leadership to win the gold.  The Hotettes have renewed vigor to help their Hot Shot, if you know what I mean.

The first night The Caper won the Free Beer but he didn't want to be in the video as he had nothing to say.  Imagine, the Caper had nothing to say.  Last night Hot Shot Hal, filling in for Hot Shot Pete, was the top Hot Shot with 108 pins over his average.  Hot Shot Gord S. filled in at the last minute for Dan The Man and was happy to serve him his Free Beer.  Check out the first video of the season.

The fun has begun.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

The 13th Season is Over!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Thirteen years of fun and even some nights we had fun and we weren't even winning.  Go figure!

Last night in Mike's Pub the tears were flowing pretty good from all the Hot Shots.  They want to keep bowling and not go play golf all summer.  The usual happened:

Caper Ran and Dan The Man said they were going to quit again this year but we all know that would never happen as their Hotettes would not let them.  Their Hotettes love for them to get out of the house.

Hot Shot Gord was the star of the night and received a free beer from, you guessed it, The Caper who was the worst Hot Shot in the Playoffs.  Check out the video.

Until the Fall we will start winning and having fun.

Captain Hot Shot
"If You Ain't Winning - You Ain't Having Fun."

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Season Is Over - Now For the Playoffs!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We ended on a good note as Captain Hotette came to bowl for Hot Shot Alain.  He may be replaced next year as Captain Hotette rolled a 181 in the first game and Dan The Man and Hot Shot Hal couldn't beat that score all night.

Of course the last night belonged to Captain Hot Shot as he rolled a 833 triple and took the Prize away from Striker Denis who had the lead all year.  Life is good.

Now for gold in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Hot Shot Hal comes through.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I would like everyone to listen to Hot Shots Dan and Gord talking when they should be listening to this presentation. Do those guys every stop talking.

The Battle of The Sexes is this Saturday.  Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Race For The Gold!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another night at Taylor Creek for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  The Captain gave an inspirational speech to his Hot Shots to play like our Golden Olympic Athletics.  The Captain said to bowl like the girls and Dan The Man did.  That is why he is serving the beer to Hot Shot Gord.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

The Caper Saves The Day!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper returned with a deep tan and we were all happy that he didn't show us his tan lines.  He came through with his best game in the third to secure us two points on our way to the bottom of the league.  We are trying to get to the bottom so we can rise to the top by April and win the gold.

Hot Shot Gord was the best Hot Shot on the night and the Captain was good enough to thank him and serve him a beer.  Check out the video from Gord's Iphone as my battery was dead.

Mike's Pub was full last night and I didn't notice a big Blonde Bombshell eyeing me until I left.  I had my coat on but she stilled wanted me to dance with her and hug her all over.  She looked like Marilyn Monroe and had the same body.  What a dance we had.  Amanda the barmaid was jealous of her.  When I told her I wasn't going to sleep all night she gave me the biggest hug of the night.  I was luck to get out alive.  Here is a photo Gord took of us.  Now I know what they mean by Dirty Dancing.

We didn't win but boy we had some fun.

Captain Hot Shot.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Captain Hot Shot Saves The Night!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain came through again on his last ball of the last game.  He needed two pins to win the game to collect 2 points on the night.  That is why he is paid the big bucks.  Without his 149 last game the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots would not have got a point.  The fans went crazy when the pins fell.

Check out the video to see Houseboat Hal serve Hot Shot Gord his free beer.

We are sinking to the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Come From Behind Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After fighting terrible odds in the first game when the Bowling Buddies rolled way over their heads we came back in the next two and took 5 points on the night.  Check out Dan The Man serving the Captain his well deserved beer.

We are now only 7 points out of first place.

Captain Hot Shot

Monday, January 13, 2014

A Bitterly Cold Night at Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots and Hotettes,

The new year started with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots in first place.  It didn't last long as we let the feMALE President win 7 points as we are such a nice team.  The Hot Shots followed the lesson plan and all bowled under their average except their infamous Captain.  He was two pins over his average for the night.  Why?  So he could win the Free Beer.  Check him out and see the Caper serve again.

Captain Hot Shot