Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Caper Ordered To Stop Drinking!

Last week Caper started with a 268 in the first game. Last night he started with a 139 after drinking a pint of Keiths Amber. What is wrong with that guy. Watch the video and see how he went from a High last week to a Low last night. He may never recover.

I had to fire our worst bowler and send him to Boston for re-training.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Caper Ray Starts Drinking Again!

When he was drinking only water his game was horrible.

Now that he is drinking Keiths he had his best night of the year.
We don't need a survey to tell us the wonders of Beer.
Free Beer was had by all Hot Shots as Eastview Ray bought as his winning cheque did not bounce.
I don't know why Hot Shot Hal is smiling after the worst night of the season and his career.
Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Videographer Hal is Fired!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Groupie Francine, our most loyal Groupie, wanted in the photo while the Captain was served his Free Beer.

The Captain had his best night bowling all year and he wanted to say something. Hot Shot Hal, mad because I beat him in the last box, cut me out of the video and my very important speech.

You're fired Videographer Hal.

Your Fearless Leader.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Last Place!

The Dark Face of a Loser!

We are in Last Place where we don't belong.

I have been in bed all day as I can't take the stress of a once proud infamous professional bowling team in last place.

My only salvation is that we are playing Laval next week and he is always good for 7 points.

The Last Place Captain