Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Why is Loser Pete so Happy?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.

Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Not Again!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, again. Hot Shot Gord has won another Free Beer. His 5th Free Beer this year. The only Hot Shot who rolled over his average. Another good night for a Hot Shot in the dog house for erasing all the photos on his camera on the weekend. I can assure you his bowling was not because of Hotette Helene, if you know what I mean.

Watch Caper Ray with his eyes open, for a change, as he is on video and not on a photo.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Hot Shot Gord AGAIN!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, Hot Shot Gord is in the video again but this time it is a good thing. He is the best bowler of the night with 10 points over his average. He just made it as if no Hot Shot bowl over their average there is no free beer.

But, what is happening off screen? Hot Shot Hal didn't get a good bye kiss from Hotette Judy as her and Hotette Ann were in hurry to get into the wine. That is why he was the WORST bowler of the night.

Did Hot Shot Hal get a kiss off screen? We won't tell as what happens on the road stays on the road.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

It is All Hotette's Ann's Fault!

Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Just look and listen to Hot Shot Pete. He was so weak and tired that he could hardly lift the beer to give it to Winner Hot Shot Eastview Ray. Hotette Ann made him work two days in the basement crawling on his knees to get a sink into place.

Hotette Ann you have to really get him ready for next week, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Not Hot Shot Gord Again!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

I am getting sick and tired of seeing Hot Shot Gord in the video but at least it is good to see his face and know that he is happy drinking Free Beer.

Great job again Hotettes for getting your Hot Shot ready, if you know what I mean. If only I could find some way of getting Hotette Sybil out of the curling rink and the Malls to look after her Captain. She has been negelecting me now for two weeks. She even baked my favourite carrot cake and took it to the curling rink. She wouldn't even cut me a piece before the curlers got it.

Captain Hot Shot