Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Race For The Gold!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another night at Taylor Creek for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  The Captain gave an inspirational speech to his Hot Shots to play like our Golden Olympic Athletics.  The Captain said to bowl like the girls and Dan The Man did.  That is why he is serving the beer to Hot Shot Gord.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

The Caper Saves The Day!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper returned with a deep tan and we were all happy that he didn't show us his tan lines.  He came through with his best game in the third to secure us two points on our way to the bottom of the league.  We are trying to get to the bottom so we can rise to the top by April and win the gold.

Hot Shot Gord was the best Hot Shot on the night and the Captain was good enough to thank him and serve him a beer.  Check out the video from Gord's Iphone as my battery was dead.

Mike's Pub was full last night and I didn't notice a big Blonde Bombshell eyeing me until I left.  I had my coat on but she stilled wanted me to dance with her and hug her all over.  She looked like Marilyn Monroe and had the same body.  What a dance we had.  Amanda the barmaid was jealous of her.  When I told her I wasn't going to sleep all night she gave me the biggest hug of the night.  I was luck to get out alive.  Here is a photo Gord took of us.  Now I know what they mean by Dirty Dancing.

We didn't win but boy we had some fun.

Captain Hot Shot.