Wednesday, November 29, 2006

No Wonder We Didn't Win!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete, the worst Hot Shot of the night, showed up in the most godawful lime green shirt you have ever seen. No wonder he had the worst night of the season with a low 119 score for the year.

We were on our way to the top where the money is and he did us in. He complained that he had a sore arm after he rolled a 119. He was going great guns all month and the shirt did him in.

We now don't have a chance to make first place by Christmas, thanks to the shirt.

We were getting ready to take a photo of him serving beer to your beloved Captain, with a cute barmaid in the middle, when the batteries went dead in the camera. The light from the shirt short circuited the batteries.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Can You Find The Bridesmaid????

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

We got 7 points for the first time of the year. We are on our way to the top.

But one Hot Shot has never won a Free Beer this year. He is always a bridesmaid and never a bride. Can you spot him and identify him in this photo?

Your Beloved Captain,

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Who Is That Masked Man?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who is that Masked Man? You have seen him before in many photos serving beer to the Free Beer Winner? Why is he wearing a burka? Has he reached such a low place in his bowling career that he does not want to be seen?

The Captain seems happy enough after the best bowling night of his career. And people say I am too old to bowl and should just be playing golf.

If only this Masked Man would start to bowl the infamous professional team known as the Hot Shots would be in first place.

What is the Captain going to do next. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Four Pigs & One Chicken - Hot Shots Dream Team!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This week I related a little story of Ham & Eggs to all the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. I asked each one if they were a Pig, commited to the Ham & Eggs (Hot Shots), or just a Chicken, involved in the Ham & Eggs.

We found out on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Hal will be forever known as Hot Shot Chicken Hal. Here he is hiding his face while serving Hot Shot Pete, his 5th Free Beer of the season, because of his worst performance of the year. Where was Hotette Judy?

All other Hot Shots rolled over their average and took 3 points from the Lightning Strikes. They are great Pigs.

Captain Hot Shot