Thursday, October 27, 2005

We Crushed Them For 5 Points

Hot Shots and Hotettes,

Tuesday night at Taylor Creek was just the beginning on our road to the top by Christmas. If only I could start to bowl again and get Hot Shot Hal to focus, focus, focus and roll another big night. Hotette Judy is doing her best but appears to be curling better than getting Hot Shot Hal ready, if you know what I mean.

Hotette Helene is trying her best. Maybe you Hotettes should get some pointers from broken footer Hotette Ann as Hot Shot Pete is on a roll.

If things don't improve I am going to have to get Half Hot Shot Billy out of retirement.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I Feel Like I am Lost in Space!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After last night at Taylor Creek I feel like I am on a bus to nowhere. What is going to happen to the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

We Are Having Fun!

The Captain Is Happy.

The Hot Shots are winning and we are having fun.

Thanks to all you Hot Shots and Hotettes we had a great night last night beating the Strikers and their High Roller Dennis.

I am sitting here drinking imported wine waiting for the Hotettes to come back from curling. I hope none of them slipped and fell on their head.

Captain Hot Shot

Monday, October 10, 2005

The Hot Shots Professional Bowling Team

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The once proud infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots needs help. Our performance, if you know what I mean, has not been up to the great bowling team we have been in the past. What is the Captain to do?

It came to me in a vision, a dream last night. Create a blog so all the world can see who we really are. The best bowling team on Tuesday night in Taylor Creek.

Our motto: "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun" has not been enough this year and that is the reason we are not winning. We must be more motiviated. On Tuesday night we take on the Strikers. The dreaded team that loves to beat us. Rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, and be ready to take 7 points for the first time this season.

Captain Hot Shot - Oct 10th, 2005