Saturday, January 28, 2006

Why Are These MarAl Curlers Smiling?

Because they just had a 22 minute back rub by their favourite Hot Shot.

True to their word. The Captain and Hot Shot Hal lost the bet and had to give their favourite MarAl a back rub in front of a hot gas fireplace.

As the Hot Shot motto is "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." it can also be said that Winning is more than having fun, if you know what I mean.

Poor MarAl Helene didn't get a back rub as her team also lost. Hot Shot Gord now has to lead the team on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Why? Because the Captain and Hot Shot Hal are worn out. Their fingers are so sore from a 22 minute backrub that they won't be able to bowl on Tuesday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Hot Shot Hal Wins First Beer of the Season!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am at a loss for words. How could one or all of my faithful Hot Shots do their Captain in?

The Captain wasn't the Loser last night. Hot Shot Caper Ray was the Loser and someone fooled the Captain. I know my Florida Hot Shots or California Hot Shot would never had done that to their beloved leader.

Hot Shot Caper Ray has been sent to bowling school in Halifax next Tuesday night to determine how one night he bowls 301 points over his average and the next week bowls 40 points below.

A RCMP investigation is unway (should be finished in 4 years) to determine who did the Captain In.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. Oh! Hot Shot Hal won the beer.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Who Is That Wine Drinker?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our Blog has been taken over by the CIA.

This photo showed up out of the sky. It looks like it was taken at sunset on Tuesday Night while the Hot Shots were getting ready to go out in the freezing rain and bowl their hearts out.

Who could this darkened figure be? Friend or foe? Is he mocking the Hot Shots in the cold or is he toasting to their success?

The Captain may have to send Hot Shot Hal to investigate.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

He Walked The Talk!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

When the Hot Shots left the legion last night after celebrating another night of 7 points and leading the infamous Professional Ambassador Bowling League Hot Shot Hal was heard to say: "He Walked The Talk!"

And yes he did. Hot Shot Caper Ray bowled his best night ever in the Orleans Bowling Center. You noticed in the photo that his eyes are closed. That may have been his secret for his great bowling.

Because of the freezing rain Mike's Pub at the Lanes closed and we had to go to the Legion to get Caper Ray his free beer.

Hot Shot Gord could not make it to the Legion as he had to get his car home into the garage. Captain Hot Shot stood up to the plate and was glad to present Hot Shot Caper Ray with a well deserved Free Beer.

"We are Winning, and We are Having Fun".

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Who Left That Nasty Comment About The Captain?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who left that nasty comment about the Captain being a Loser on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek? I know it wasn't sweet Hotette Judy so it must have been Hot Shot Hal.

How can you believe someone who drinks out of a 'used' Chamber Pot.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. anymore underhanded comments and the Captain will delete the comments as he has the power.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in first place with another 7 points last night in Taylor Creek.

The Hot Shot Beer Winner was a Ray of sunshine last night as Hot Shot Ray came through in the last game with a 65 point game over his average to defeat Hot Shot Gord with a plus 27 and Hot Shot Hal with a plus 24.

We were hoping for two Rays of sunshine but Caper Ray is still in warmup mode.

What a great night. We are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. The Captain is serving as it is Hot Shot Ray's first time as a winner.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Hot Shots Start 2006 in First Place.

Hot Shots Jim, Pete & Len!

The Professional bowling team, known as the Hot Shots, is now in first place in the Ambassador's Bowling League. Captain Hot Shot sent Hot Shots Jim and Pete to bowling school in Florida and Hot Shot Len to the wilds of Cape Breton. What a great choice by the Captain as he now has the Two Rays to keep the Hot Shots in first place.

Don't they look like they should be sent somewhere? They are not dedicated Hot Shots to leave the team in their time of need. Can the Two Rays, Hot Shot Caper Ray and Hot Shot Ray, lead the team to victory. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot