Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Groupie Francine, our most loyal Groupie, wanted in the photo while the Captain was served his Free Beer.
The Captain had his best night bowling all year and he wanted to say something. Hot Shot Hal, mad because I beat him in the last box, cut me out of the video and my very important speech.
You're fired Videographer Hal.
Your Fearless Leader.