Dear SuperHero Linda,
It is with regret that I cannot accept your invitation to join the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.
From your photo I can tell from your ample assests that you would make a fine bowler and would be the hit of the league. Unfortunately, the Hot Shots are an all MALE bowling team and with your assests I think it would be difficult to pass you off as a male bowler.
As you can see from my photo I have started to drink because of not being able to accept your application. (This photo was taken by my grandson to show how he sees is Grandpa)
I do hope you understand SuperHero Linda. Hot Shot Pete will probably never get over it.
Retired Hot Shot Len will try and fill your bra, er, I mean bowling shoes on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek.
Captain Hot Shot