I Really Miss My Hot Shots!

Dear Hot Shot & Hotettes,


Wish I could be there on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek but as you can see I am busy training new Hotettes. I am between two Sybils and I don't know who to choose.

Help!

Your Captain will be returning soon to lead the infamous professional bowling team to victory in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

I Miss My Hot Shots!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am not having any fun in bowling school. I wish I was home for bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

Your Captain

Is Hot Shot Hal going for a Turkey?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal looks pretty sad in this one. It must be tough losing to your Hotette who only bowls once a year. Then for the second week in a row he has to buy the beer as the Big Loser. What happened last night. His he going for a Turkey and serving the beer again?

Your Captain

We Wish 'We Were Bowling At Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

As you can see we realy miss the Hot Shots and the bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

We were so depressed that we had to make a trip to Tampa Bay Golf Club just to relax. We will be waiting up all night and hoping the infamous ALL MALE professional bowling team gets 7 points to bring the Hot Shots into first place, where we belong.

Captain Hot Shot

Nice Bowling Shirts!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a sad night at Taylor Creek. I almost cried. It was my last bowling game until April. On Monday I take off with Hotette Sybil for a month in Florida. I don't want to go as I would rather stay and bowl with the infamous Hot Shots. I feel like I am letting the team down.

But Hotette Sybil needs a break from looking after the Captain all winter, if you know what I mean, so I am taking her to the Sun & Fun.

As you can see from Hot Shot Bubba, he came a long way from last week and was the winner of the Free Beer. Hot Shot Gord shouldn't be smiling as he was the Loser of the week, being the only one who didn't bowl over his average. Hotette Helene, where were you?

Captain Hot Shot

Rayette to Harryette!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I could not accept Rayette for the All Men's professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. The next best was Harryette.

He will not be invited back by the Captain. He bowled 220 in his second game and it was the high team score of the night for the Hot Shots. When you show up the Captain you don't get invited back. You would think at 88, ready to be 89 on April Fools Day, he would know enough to not show up the Captain.

I am still in depression for not getting any points Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. I may have to go to Florida for sun and fun.

Captain Hot Shot

I Want To Bowl For Hot Shot Caper Ray! Please

Dear Captain Hot Shot,

I have been reading your blog with great interest. I think you are a born leader and I would like to be on your team. Maybe I could replace Hot Shot Caper Ray while he is in bowling school, where he belongs.

I know I can make your team a Winner, if you know what I mean.

Rayette

When Bubba Falls - He Falls A Long Way Down!

Yes Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no smile last night. Only Hot Shot Gord, a second time winner of the free beer, had a big smile on his face wearing his new Ambassador Bowling Shirt. Hot Shot Bubba went from a Winner last week to the Loser this week.

Hot Shot Gord had a great nights bowling, thanks to Hotette Helene no doubt, if you know what I mean. Hotettes Helene and Sybil are curling all day today and will no doubt need a back rub when they get back.

We ain't winning and we ain't having fun. I am sending the two Rays of Sunshine to bowling school next week and will be ordering the Florida Hot Shots back. We will fly Hot Shots Jim, Hal and Pete back to get the team back into first place.

What a night. I was expecting big things from Hot Shot Caper Ray back from bowling school in Nova Scotia but it was obvious that he was just down their stuck in the snow drinking K'eths.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Bubba Wins Free Beer!

Yes, Hot Shot Bubba on his first night of bowling wins the Free Beer.

And look who is serving. Hot Shot Hal (who won last week) was the big Loser last night with a -26 points and Hot Shot Bubba with his 210 game ended with +46 points over his average.

It seems appropriate that Hot Shot Hal would lose as The Captain supects that he was behind the "Lets do the Captain In!" last week when the Captain had to serve the beer when he wasn't even the Loser.

We lost last night and we had some fun. Not as much as our motto of "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." Maybe it was because of the free beer by Hot Shot Gord by winning the 50/50 draw.

We are still in first place so keep on smiling.

Captain Hot Shot

Why Are These MarAl Curlers Smiling?

Because they just had a 22 minute back rub by their favourite Hot Shot.

True to their word. The Captain and Hot Shot Hal lost the bet and had to give their favourite MarAl a back rub in front of a hot gas fireplace.

As the Hot Shot motto is "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." it can also be said that Winning is more than having fun, if you know what I mean.

Poor MarAl Helene didn't get a back rub as her team also lost. Hot Shot Gord now has to lead the team on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Why? Because the Captain and Hot Shot Hal are worn out. Their fingers are so sore from a 22 minute backrub that they won't be able to bowl on Tuesday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Wins First Beer of the Season!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am at a loss for words. How could one or all of my faithful Hot Shots do their Captain in?

The Captain wasn't the Loser last night. Hot Shot Caper Ray was the Loser and someone fooled the Captain. I know my Florida Hot Shots or California Hot Shot would never had done that to their beloved leader.

Hot Shot Caper Ray has been sent to bowling school in Halifax next Tuesday night to determine how one night he bowls 301 points over his average and the next week bowls 40 points below.

A RCMP investigation is unway (should be finished in 4 years) to determine who did the Captain In.


Captain Hot Shot

p.s. Oh! Hot Shot Hal won the beer.

Who Is That Wine Drinker?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our Blog has been taken over by the CIA.

This photo showed up out of the sky. It looks like it was taken at sunset on Tuesday Night while the Hot Shots were getting ready to go out in the freezing rain and bowl their hearts out.

Who could this darkened figure be? Friend or foe? Is he mocking the Hot Shots in the cold or is he toasting to their success?

The Captain may have to send Hot Shot Hal to investigate.

Captain Hot Shot

He Walked The Talk!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

When the Hot Shots left the legion last night after celebrating another night of 7 points and leading the infamous Professional Ambassador Bowling League Hot Shot Hal was heard to say: "He Walked The Talk!"

And yes he did. Hot Shot Caper Ray bowled his best night ever in the Orleans Bowling Center. You noticed in the photo that his eyes are closed. That may have been his secret for his great bowling.

Because of the freezing rain Mike's Pub at the Lanes closed and we had to go to the Legion to get Caper Ray his free beer.

Hot Shot Gord could not make it to the Legion as he had to get his car home into the garage. Captain Hot Shot stood up to the plate and was glad to present Hot Shot Caper Ray with a well deserved Free Beer.

"We are Winning, and We are Having Fun".

Captain Hot Shot

Who Left That Nasty Comment About The Captain?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who left that nasty comment about the Captain being a Loser on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek? I know it wasn't sweet Hotette Judy so it must have been Hot Shot Hal.

How can you believe someone who drinks out of a 'used' Chamber Pot.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. anymore underhanded comments and the Captain will delete the comments as he has the power.

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in first place with another 7 points last night in Taylor Creek.

The Hot Shot Beer Winner was a Ray of sunshine last night as Hot Shot Ray came through in the last game with a 65 point game over his average to defeat Hot Shot Gord with a plus 27 and Hot Shot Hal with a plus 24.

We were hoping for two Rays of sunshine but Caper Ray is still in warmup mode.

What a great night. We are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. The Captain is serving as it is Hot Shot Ray's first time as a winner.

The Hot Shots Start 2006 in First Place.

Hot Shots Jim, Pete & Len!

The Professional bowling team, known as the Hot Shots, is now in first place in the Ambassador's Bowling League. Captain Hot Shot sent Hot Shots Jim and Pete to bowling school in Florida and Hot Shot Len to the wilds of Cape Breton. What a great choice by the Captain as he now has the Two Rays to keep the Hot Shots in first place.

Don't they look like they should be sent somewhere? They are not dedicated Hot Shots to leave the team in their time of need. Can the Two Rays, Hot Shot Caper Ray and Hot Shot Ray, lead the team to victory. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Len is Two Time Beer Winner!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a historical night on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Len, who invented the contest of the High Bowler winning a beer from the Hot Shots and being served by the Loser, was the first time repeat winner. Who would have guessed?

To his credit, he was the only Hot Shot who bowled over his average with a plus 25 points.

But the Hot Shots didn't have any fun as we only won one game and two points. The infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots finished in the bottom half of the league. Changes are being made with the team to improve their standing in the professional bowling league, known as the Ambassadors. Stay tuned.

The loser serving the beer to Hot Shot Len has not been identified up to press time.

Captain Hot Shot.

The Stressless Hot Shots!

Hot Shot Pete (Loser) serving to Hot Shot Gord

Yes, bowling world. I never thought Hot Shot Gord would win a beer so soon in the bowling season. It must be because of Hotette Helene getting him ready for bowling, if you know what I mean.

Hotette Helene has been ordered to keep working until the bowling season has ended so Hot Shot Gord can bowl like that every night.

And you thought I didn't bring my camera and get a photo at Mike's Pub last night.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Len Wins Second Beer of Season!

Hot Shot Gord(Loser) serving beer to Hot Shot Len


Hot Shots,

Have we been taken by Hot Shot Len. After all it was his idea to play this Win A Beer game. Did he let the Captain win the first time just so he would keep him on the team. Hot Shot Len is a sly one.

As Hot Shot Hal kept us in the beer in the Hot Tub we will buy Hot Shot Len his beer on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek. Then we will have a new winner on the Tuesday night games. Will it be Hot Shot Len or will Hot Shot Hal start his drive to the top? And don't forget about Hot Shot Pete buying beer from the 50/50 win. Will he win the 50/50 again on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek and buy another jug?

It is going to be a Beer Night at Taylor Creek where the Hot Shots face the Hot Shot Killer Chrissy and her team.


Captain Hot Shot

Does This Look Like A Bunch of Losers?

Well They Are A Bunch of Losers!

The Infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots arrived in the rain at Taylor Creek tied for 5th place - 9 points behind first place, where we belong.

What did they do? Almost nothing. Only got two points and we now have almost no chance of finishing first in the first half of the season.

The Captain was crying at the lanes and ready for a beer and asked Hot Shot Len, where did the Hot Shots go? Hot Shot Len said they have headed for the Hot Tub to drown their sorrows.

The Captain felt like drowning a few Hot Shots.

What happened to the professional bowling team called the Hot Shots?

A Depressed Captain.