Nice Bowling Shirts!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a sad night at Taylor Creek. I almost cried. It was my last bowling game until April. On Monday I take off with Hotette Sybil for a month in Florida. I don't want to go as I would rather stay and bowl with the infamous Hot Shots. I feel like I am letting the team down.

But Hotette Sybil needs a break from looking after the Captain all winter, if you know what I mean, so I am taking her to the Sun & Fun.

As you can see from Hot Shot Bubba, he came a long way from last week and was the winner of the Free Beer. Hot Shot Gord shouldn't be smiling as he was the Loser of the week, being the only one who didn't bowl over his average. Hotette Helene, where were you?

Captain Hot Shot

Rayette to Harryette!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I could not accept Rayette for the All Men's professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. The next best was Harryette.

He will not be invited back by the Captain. He bowled 220 in his second game and it was the high team score of the night for the Hot Shots. When you show up the Captain you don't get invited back. You would think at 88, ready to be 89 on April Fools Day, he would know enough to not show up the Captain.

I am still in depression for not getting any points Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. I may have to go to Florida for sun and fun.

Captain Hot Shot

I Want To Bowl For Hot Shot Caper Ray! Please

Dear Captain Hot Shot,

I have been reading your blog with great interest. I think you are a born leader and I would like to be on your team. Maybe I could replace Hot Shot Caper Ray while he is in bowling school, where he belongs.

I know I can make your team a Winner, if you know what I mean.

Rayette

When Bubba Falls - He Falls A Long Way Down!

Yes Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no smile last night. Only Hot Shot Gord, a second time winner of the free beer, had a big smile on his face wearing his new Ambassador Bowling Shirt. Hot Shot Bubba went from a Winner last week to the Loser this week.

Hot Shot Gord had a great nights bowling, thanks to Hotette Helene no doubt, if you know what I mean. Hotettes Helene and Sybil are curling all day today and will no doubt need a back rub when they get back.

We ain't winning and we ain't having fun. I am sending the two Rays of Sunshine to bowling school next week and will be ordering the Florida Hot Shots back. We will fly Hot Shots Jim, Hal and Pete back to get the team back into first place.

What a night. I was expecting big things from Hot Shot Caper Ray back from bowling school in Nova Scotia but it was obvious that he was just down their stuck in the snow drinking K'eths.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Bubba Wins Free Beer!

Yes, Hot Shot Bubba on his first night of bowling wins the Free Beer.

And look who is serving. Hot Shot Hal (who won last week) was the big Loser last night with a -26 points and Hot Shot Bubba with his 210 game ended with +46 points over his average.

It seems appropriate that Hot Shot Hal would lose as The Captain supects that he was behind the "Lets do the Captain In!" last week when the Captain had to serve the beer when he wasn't even the Loser.

We lost last night and we had some fun. Not as much as our motto of "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." Maybe it was because of the free beer by Hot Shot Gord by winning the 50/50 draw.

We are still in first place so keep on smiling.

Captain Hot Shot