Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
For once we will let the Caper have his say as he had a Big Game. Would have had a 300 game except for the Head Pin on his second last ball.
We are winning and we are having fun.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Pete is in the dark. In fact he was in the dark all night. Listen to what he has to say as he serves the Captain a Free Beer.
He is heading off for bowling school in Florida and he may never be back after his performance last night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
It's a dark video as the Maple Leafs are beating the Canadians 3-0 on the TV. It is really dark as Hot Shot Hal was the only one who bowled over his average - by 5 points - one pin. And he did that with his last ball taking 10 points. What a Hot Shot - when it comes to winning a Free Beer.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Yes, Dan The Man made the video again on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. What a guy, he loves bowling so much he wants to talk about it all the time.
Have a look but don't listen to a word that Hot Shot Hal has to say.
Your Beloved Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
What a night it was on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. The infamous Hot Shots were Hot. Everyone bowled over their average for the first time in living memory of the 9 year history of the Hot Shots. (Living memory for most of us only goes back a year at our age).
Of course, your beloved Captain was the great leader and won the Free Beer. Watch Dan The Man present it at the Royal Canadian Legion on the eve of Rememberance Day.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Bubba had no trouble filling Hot Shot Pete's shoes. Just listen to him thank them for going on their cruise.
The Biggest Loser Hal is serving as he will no doubt happen again next week.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
We are winning and we are having fun. What a night it was. Eastview Ray gave out false information on the Free Beer last week but the Free Beer was flowing last night and the Hot Shots are happy.
Check out the Hotette in the video. I think she needs re-training to get her Hot Shot bowling, if you know what I mean.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Your Captain is a genuis. I benched Caper Ray and Hot Shot Pete and brought in my spares to lead the team to 3 points.
Eastview Ray and Hot Shot Bubba had amazing nights. There was only 1 pin in the difference in who won the Free Beer. Eastview came through and gives his speech to the world.
After this was posted I received an email from Snopes to say it might be a hoax.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Yes, every pin counts and this pin was worth a Free Beer for Caper Ray. It is good that he wins something as he has been bowling in the league for 30 years and has still never won the 50/50 draw.
Being in Mike's Pub was the only good part of the night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Your beloved Captain has saved the season. After 7 weeks instructing at his infamous bowling school in Florida he returned to lead the Hot Shots in the Playoffs.
What a Captain. He will be honoured for this amazing feat at the banquet on Friday night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Captain has been true to his word for 8 years of bowling on the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. It is an all Men's Team and the Captain stays true to the Hot Shot rules. Meet Murray in the video. A great bowler who won the Free Beer on his first night of bowling for the Hot Shots.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Hot Hotettes gave an Oscar performance on the video but I was so nervous that I didn't have the video on. After the performance they were asked to leave Mike's Pub by the management and I couldn't get another video.
Watch this one and you will see why the Hot Shots didn't get a point all night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
You have seen the scores now watch the video to see why Dan The Man is now just Plain Dan.
We Ain't Winning and We Ain't Having Fun.
Captain Hot Shot
