Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Your beloved Captain has saved the season. After 7 weeks instructing at his infamous bowling school in Florida he returned to lead the Hot Shots in the Playoffs.
What a Captain. He will be honoured for this amazing feat at the banquet on Friday night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Captain has been true to his word for 8 years of bowling on the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. It is an all Men's Team and the Captain stays true to the Hot Shot rules. Meet Murray in the video. A great bowler who won the Free Beer on his first night of bowling for the Hot Shots.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Hot Hotettes gave an Oscar performance on the video but I was so nervous that I didn't have the video on. After the performance they were asked to leave Mike's Pub by the management and I couldn't get another video.
Watch this one and you will see why the Hot Shots didn't get a point all night.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
You have seen the scores now watch the video to see why Dan The Man is now just Plain Dan.
We Ain't Winning and We Ain't Having Fun.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Hal finally worked the video and another Hot Shot groopie wanted in on the action. Play the video to see how much we missed Hot Shot Gord.
With 7 points the Hot Shots are within one point of first place.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Gord leaves the infamous Hot Shots to sign for a professional bowling team at Dayton Beach, sponsored by Hooters. He is the only Hot Shot this year who has bowled over his average of last year.
Hear the words of wisdom from Eastview Ray as he drinks a Free Beer.
Captain Hot Shot @ Captain Wounded Knee
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
What a night it was at Taylor Creek last night. We had a roll off for the Free Beer - the first time in the long history of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.
Hot Shot Hal and Hot Shot Gord were both 26 points over their averages. The Captain ordered a one ball roll off to declare a winner. Caper Ray gave the directions on the count of 3 and they both rolled off.
There were two amazing shots (unbelievable shots) where Hot Shot Gord knocked down the 2 pin only and Hot Shot Hal knocked down the 3 pin only. What a bunch of professional bowlers.
Hot Shot Hal won the Free Beer and it is served by the Captain who secured 4 points for the Hot Shots in some clutch anchor bowling.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Captain is so nice to Caper Ray. Just listen to him. It is time for him to take a sensitivity course.
Your Beloved Leader,
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
We ain't winning but we are having fun in Mike's Pub. Check out Hot Shot Gord with hair.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Captain serves Hot Shot Jim in recognition of his service to the team this Fall while Hot Shot Gord is away at bowling school.
What a Captain.
Captain Veracruz or I mean Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Boys Rule! Girls get defeated. The Hot Shots end up on Top of Chicklets where we belong.
Listen and watch as Caper Ray praises the Captain and asks for Hotette Ann to help his bowling.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
What a night it was. Wannabe Hot Shot Len won the 50/50 draw again and the Hot Shots drank Free Beer in Mike's Pub. We also took 7 points from Pierre and his Harem. It doesn't get any better than that.
Hot Shot Producer Pete wouldn't let Wannabe Len talk. I served the beer as Captain not as Loser.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
It was a pleasure for the Captain to serve Hot Shot Eastview another Free Beer for his performance last night.
Hot Shot Groupie Nathasha wanted to be in our video again but it is my guess that we won't talk her into it again.
Captain Hot Shot
We finally got someone that could work the camera as I always want to be in it. Thanks Hot Shot Pete for your expertise.
Eastview Ray lead the night with his best game (250) ever with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.
Nathasha wanted to get in the video as she loves the Hot Shots.
Captain Hot Shot
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. SKIN IS SHOWING.
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
You may want to get the grandkids out of the room before playing this video in Mike's Pub on the first night of the porfessional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.
We are in first place to stay.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Watch Hot Shot Rod get a strike the old fashion way - with both his balls.
It was a fun night until Rod pulled a muscle in his leg and couldn't bowl his last game or drink with the Hot Shots in Mike's Bar.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
It was the worst night of the season for your beloved Leader.
Hot Shot Caper seizes his chance and wins a free beer. Hot Shot Hal screws up the video again. Does anyone have glasses for him so he can see if the video is on or off?
Captain Hot Shot
