FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. SKIN IS SHOWING.
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
You may want to get the grandkids out of the room before playing this video in Mike's Pub on the first night of the porfessional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.
We are in first place to stay.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Watch Hot Shot Rod get a strike the old fashion way - with both his balls.
It was a fun night until Rod pulled a muscle in his leg and couldn't bowl his last game or drink with the Hot Shots in Mike's Bar.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
It was the worst night of the season for your beloved Leader.
Hot Shot Caper seizes his chance and wins a free beer. Hot Shot Hal screws up the video again. Does anyone have glasses for him so he can see if the video is on or off?
Captain Hot Shot
Last week Caper started with a 268 in the first game. Last night he started with a 139 after drinking a pint of Keiths Amber. What is wrong with that guy. Watch the video and see how he went from a High last week to a Low last night. He may never recover.
I had to fire our worst bowler and send him to Boston for re-training.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Groupie Francine, our most loyal Groupie, wanted in the photo while the Captain was served his Free Beer.
The Captain had his best night bowling all year and he wanted to say something. Hot Shot Hal, mad because I beat him in the last box, cut me out of the video and my very important speech.
You're fired Videographer Hal.
Your Fearless Leader.
The Dark Face of a Loser!
We are in Last Place where we don't belong.
I have been in bed all day as I can't take the stress of a once proud infamous professional bowling team in last place.
My only salvation is that we are playing Laval next week and he is always good for 7 points.
The Last Place Captain
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Merry Christmas everyone. This is our last night before the Fun Bowl on the 19th when we say goodbye to Hot Shot Pete. He moves to Florida for bowling school in Indian Rocks Beach for the rest of the season.
We finished in 6th place - 7 points out of first place, where we belong.
The Captain ain't winning and he ain't having fun.
It is going to be a dark Christmas Season.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Bloggers,
Yes, the 'Captain Had A Dream'. The Hotettes were suppose to go down in defeat on Saturday night during the Hot Shot vs Hotette Fun Bowl. The Hotettes were bent on winning and not even supporting the Hot Shots. The Hotettes beat us and we have now created a monster.
I hope the Season of Christmas changes their ways.
Captain For Life
Captain Hot Shot showing restrain to the Hot Shot & Hotette of 2007.Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.
Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Yes, again. Hot Shot Gord has won another Free Beer. His 5th Free Beer this year. The only Hot Shot who rolled over his average. Another good night for a Hot Shot in the dog house for erasing all the photos on his camera on the weekend. I can assure you his bowling was not because of Hotette Helene, if you know what I mean.
Watch Caper Ray with his eyes open, for a change, as he is on video and not on a photo.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,
Yes, Hot Shot Gord is in the video again but this time it is a good thing. He is the best bowler of the night with 10 points over his average. He just made it as if no Hot Shot bowl over their average there is no free beer.
But, what is happening off screen? Hot Shot Hal didn't get a good bye kiss from Hotette Judy as her and Hotette Ann were in hurry to get into the wine. That is why he was the WORST bowler of the night.
Did Hot Shot Hal get a kiss off screen? We won't tell as what happens on the road stays on the road.
Captain Hot Shot
Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,
Just look and listen to Hot Shot Pete. He was so weak and tired that he could hardly lift the beer to give it to Winner Hot Shot Eastview Ray. Hotette Ann made him work two days in the basement crawling on his knees to get a sink into place.
Hotette Ann you have to really get him ready for next week, if you know what I mean.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,
I am getting sick and tired of seeing Hot Shot Gord in the video but at least it is good to see his face and know that he is happy drinking Free Beer.
Great job again Hotettes for getting your Hot Shot ready, if you know what I mean. If only I could find some way of getting Hotette Sybil out of the curling rink and the Malls to look after her Captain. She has been negelecting me now for two weeks. She even baked my favourite carrot cake and took it to the curling rink. She wouldn't even cut me a piece before the curlers got it.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hotettes and Hot Shot Gord,
All I can say is that it is all Hotette Sybil's fault. She claims she has a sore shoulder, back and cant' get the Captain ready to bowl, if you know what I mean.
Great job Hotette Helene as Hot Shot Gord is back. I don't know where Hotette Ann was but I know where Hotette Judy was, shopping all weekend.
The Captain may be down but he will be back next week.
Captain Hot Shot
Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,
Yes, it was a night to remember. Hot Shot Hal rolling a high game of 348. His first 300 game in the history of his many years with the Hot Shots. He is speechless as you can see.
He cheated Hot Shot Pete out of his Free Beer with one ball. The Loser is covering his face as his total for the night was just over Hot Shot Hal's one game. Where are you Hotette Helene? The Captain didn't give you permission to go to Cape Breton.
Your Beloved Captain
Hi Hotettes,
Just look at Loser Hal having to serve Hot Shot Pete just back from bowling school in Oslo. My money is on Hot Shot Pete to repeat next week after his best night of bowling for the young season.
Your Humble Captain
Hi Hotettes,
After all the many phone calls and e-mails I received from the Hotettes I will now keep the Blog up and running for the Hotettes. Your support has been great over the years.
Have a look at this video where Hot Shot Hal is happy after his best night of his life. Then go to the other video and see how he can be a Winner One Night and the Loser the next.
Your Beloved Captain
