We Have Last Place Secured!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

In three nights we have only won one game - two points and now we are in Last Place.  The mighty infamous professional All Male Bowling Team is no more.  Some heads are going to roll if we don't start our climb to the top for the Gold at Christmas.

Check out the Caper, three weeks in a row he has made the movies.

Captain Hot Shot

The Anchor Position Has Changed!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Not only did the Caper, the Acting Anchor for the last few weeks,  lose the Anchor Position to the Captain he was the worst bowler on the night and had to serve the Captain a Free Beer.

No wonder he has his eyes closed.

With not getting a point on the night I have nothing else to say.

Captain Hot Shot

Zero Points For The Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hotettes you are letting down the team, if you know what I mean.  We played the worst team in the league and didn't get a point.  The only thing that was good is that the Captain had his Free Beer served by the Acting Anchor Caper.  How sweet it is.

We Were Good But They Were Better!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Is it something I said?  All I said to the lowly Blow Pins at the start was that we were going to be nice to them and only take five points from them instead of the usual 7.

Three Hot Shots were up to the task and as a team we were 65 points over our average but the Blow Pins went crazy.  We wore them down in the third game but it was touch and go who would serve the Free Beer to Hot Shot Alain.  One Hot Shot was 33 points under his average and one was 35 points when it was all added up by the certified accountants.

Hot Shot Alain is happy anyway.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Start 14th Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another season has started on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.  Every Hot Shot & Hotette have made a commitment to their beloved Captain Hot Shot to follow his leadership to win the gold.  The Hotettes have renewed vigor to help their Hot Shot, if you know what I mean.

The first night The Caper won the Free Beer but he didn't want to be in the video as he had nothing to say.  Imagine, the Caper had nothing to say.  Last night Hot Shot Hal, filling in for Hot Shot Pete, was the top Hot Shot with 108 pins over his average.  Hot Shot Gord S. filled in at the last minute for Dan The Man and was happy to serve him his Free Beer.  Check out the first video of the season.

The fun has begun.

Captain Hot Shot

The 13th Season is Over!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Thirteen years of fun and even some nights we had fun and we weren't even winning.  Go figure!

Last night in Mike's Pub the tears were flowing pretty good from all the Hot Shots.  They want to keep bowling and not go play golf all summer.  The usual happened:

Caper Ran and Dan The Man said they were going to quit again this year but we all know that would never happen as their Hotettes would not let them.  Their Hotettes love for them to get out of the house.

Hot Shot Gord was the star of the night and received a free beer from, you guessed it, The Caper who was the worst Hot Shot in the Playoffs.  Check out the video.

Until the Fall we will start winning and having fun.

Captain Hot Shot
"If You Ain't Winning - You Ain't Having Fun."

Season Is Over - Now For the Playoffs!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We ended on a good note as Captain Hotette came to bowl for Hot Shot Alain.  He may be replaced next year as Captain Hotette rolled a 181 in the first game and Dan The Man and Hot Shot Hal couldn't beat that score all night.

Of course the last night belonged to Captain Hot Shot as he rolled a 833 triple and took the Prize away from Striker Denis who had the lead all year.  Life is good.

Now for gold in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal comes through.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I would like everyone to listen to Hot Shots Dan and Gord talking when they should be listening to this presentation. Do those guys every stop talking.

The Battle of The Sexes is this Saturday.  Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

The Race For The Gold!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another night at Taylor Creek for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  The Captain gave an inspirational speech to his Hot Shots to play like our Golden Olympic Athletics.  The Captain said to bowl like the girls and Dan The Man did.  That is why he is serving the beer to Hot Shot Gord.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Saves The Day!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper returned with a deep tan and we were all happy that he didn't show us his tan lines.  He came through with his best game in the third to secure us two points on our way to the bottom of the league.  We are trying to get to the bottom so we can rise to the top by April and win the gold.

Hot Shot Gord was the best Hot Shot on the night and the Captain was good enough to thank him and serve him a beer.  Check out the video from Gord's Iphone as my battery was dead.

Mike's Pub was full last night and I didn't notice a big Blonde Bombshell eyeing me until I left.  I had my coat on but she stilled wanted me to dance with her and hug her all over.  She looked like Marilyn Monroe and had the same body.  What a dance we had.  Amanda the barmaid was jealous of her.  When I told her I wasn't going to sleep all night she gave me the biggest hug of the night.  I was luck to get out alive.  Here is a photo Gord took of us.  Now I know what they mean by Dirty Dancing.

We didn't win but boy we had some fun.

Captain Hot Shot.

Captain Hot Shot Saves The Night!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain came through again on his last ball of the last game.  He needed two pins to win the game to collect 2 points on the night.  That is why he is paid the big bucks.  Without his 149 last game the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots would not have got a point.  The fans went crazy when the pins fell.

Check out the video to see Houseboat Hal serve Hot Shot Gord his free beer.

We are sinking to the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

The Come From Behind Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After fighting terrible odds in the first game when the Bowling Buddies rolled way over their heads we came back in the next two and took 5 points on the night.  Check out Dan The Man serving the Captain his well deserved beer.

We are now only 7 points out of first place.

Captain Hot Shot

A Bitterly Cold Night at Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots and Hotettes,

The new year started with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots in first place.  It didn't last long as we let the feMALE President win 7 points as we are such a nice team.  The Hot Shots followed the lesson plan and all bowled under their average except their infamous Captain.  He was two pins over his average for the night.  Why?  So he could win the Free Beer.  Check him out and see the Caper serve again.

Captain Hot Shot

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a cold night at Taylor Creek but the Hot Shots were ready to start the new season and celebrate Christmas.  Everyone was in a happy mood as you can see from our video.  Dan The Man, acting as Father Christmas, is delighted to serve a beer to our best Hot Shot on the night.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

The Infamous Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Hot Shots are in first place with two weeks to go for the gold.  We were amazing last night as the Caper and Dan The Man will tell you in this video.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

The Gold Is Ours!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

With only 4 weeks left to the Christmas Season the gold is ours.  After another 5 points last night we are still tied for First Place, where we belong, with the Blow Pins.

Hot Shot Alain was our best bowler on the night and he won his first Free Beer of the season and the first Hot Shot to win the 33.33333% draw.  All the Hot Shots shouted Free Beer.  Check out the Loser serving Hot Shot Alain his Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

How Sweet It Is!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

How sweet it is.  The Caper loses the Anchor Position to the Captain, where he belongs, and then has to serve the Captain a Free Beer for the night.  Check the Caper out and hear the Captain say:  "The best beer I have ever tasted."

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man - Our Hero!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Dan The Man kept us in first place with his great roll.  He is amazing.  Hope he never wakes up.  Check out to see who is serving him his Free Beer.

Who has more fun than people.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots get Kicked out of First Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Hot Shots took a blow to their ego last night as the Rolling Stones with Captain Past President Laval doing us in.  We didn't get a point.  They loved it and I didn't sleep all night thinking of losing First Place to them.

Only two Hot Shots rolled over their average.  Hot Shot Pete and Hot Shot Alain and Hot Shot Pete won the Free Beer after driving through a snow storm in Quebec to get his Free Beer.  Check out the video.

We are now two points back and our comeback will be amazing.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Remain in First Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are still in first place, where we belong.  As we are the nicest team in the league we gave the feMALE President 5 points last night to help them get out of the bottom half of the league.  What a NICE team we are.

The Caper didn't agree with being nice and rolled a 282 in the first game to take two points but after the Captain had a talk to him about being nice he then rolled a 129 in the second game.  Just listen to him.

Captain Hot Shot

"If You Ain't Winning You Ain't Having Fun."