Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Season Is Over - Now For the Playoffs!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We ended on a good note as Captain Hotette came to bowl for Hot Shot Alain.  He may be replaced next year as Captain Hotette rolled a 181 in the first game and Dan The Man and Hot Shot Hal couldn't beat that score all night.

Of course the last night belonged to Captain Hot Shot as he rolled a 833 triple and took the Prize away from Striker Denis who had the lead all year.  Life is good.



Now for gold in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Hot Shot Hal comes through.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I would like everyone to listen to Hot Shots Dan and Gord talking when they should be listening to this presentation. Do those guys every stop talking.


The Battle of The Sexes is this Saturday.  Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Race For The Gold!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Another night at Taylor Creek for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  The Captain gave an inspirational speech to his Hot Shots to play like our Golden Olympic Athletics.  The Captain said to bowl like the girls and Dan The Man did.  That is why he is serving the beer to Hot Shot Gord.  Check them out.


Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

The Caper Saves The Day!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper returned with a deep tan and we were all happy that he didn't show us his tan lines.  He came through with his best game in the third to secure us two points on our way to the bottom of the league.  We are trying to get to the bottom so we can rise to the top by April and win the gold.

Hot Shot Gord was the best Hot Shot on the night and the Captain was good enough to thank him and serve him a beer.  Check out the video from Gord's Iphone as my battery was dead.

Mike's Pub was full last night and I didn't notice a big Blonde Bombshell eyeing me until I left.  I had my coat on but she stilled wanted me to dance with her and hug her all over.  She looked like Marilyn Monroe and had the same body.  What a dance we had.  Amanda the barmaid was jealous of her.  When I told her I wasn't going to sleep all night she gave me the biggest hug of the night.  I was luck to get out alive.  Here is a photo Gord took of us.  Now I know what they mean by Dirty Dancing.


We didn't win but boy we had some fun.

Captain Hot Shot.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Captain Hot Shot Saves The Night!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain came through again on his last ball of the last game.  He needed two pins to win the game to collect 2 points on the night.  That is why he is paid the big bucks.  Without his 149 last game the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots would not have got a point.  The fans went crazy when the pins fell.

Check out the video to see Houseboat Hal serve Hot Shot Gord his free beer.

We are sinking to the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Come From Behind Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After fighting terrible odds in the first game when the Bowling Buddies rolled way over their heads we came back in the next two and took 5 points on the night.  Check out Dan The Man serving the Captain his well deserved beer.



We are now only 7 points out of first place.

Captain Hot Shot

Monday, January 13, 2014

A Bitterly Cold Night at Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots and Hotettes,

The new year started with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots in first place.  It didn't last long as we let the feMALE President win 7 points as we are such a nice team.  The Hot Shots followed the lesson plan and all bowled under their average except their infamous Captain.  He was two pins over his average for the night.  Why?  So he could win the Free Beer.  Check him out and see the Caper serve again.







Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a cold night at Taylor Creek but the Hot Shots were ready to start the new season and celebrate Christmas.  Everyone was in a happy mood as you can see from our video.  Dan The Man, acting as Father Christmas, is delighted to serve a beer to our best Hot Shot on the night.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The Infamous Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Hot Shots are in first place with two weeks to go for the gold.  We were amazing last night as the Caper and Dan The Man will tell you in this video.  Check them out.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The Gold Is Ours!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

With only 4 weeks left to the Christmas Season the gold is ours.  After another 5 points last night we are still tied for First Place, where we belong, with the Blow Pins.

Hot Shot Alain was our best bowler on the night and he won his first Free Beer of the season and the first Hot Shot to win the 33.33333% draw.  All the Hot Shots shouted Free Beer.  Check out the Loser serving Hot Shot Alain his Free Beer.


Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

How Sweet It Is!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

How sweet it is.  The Caper loses the Anchor Position to the Captain, where he belongs, and then has to serve the Captain a Free Beer for the night.  Check the Caper out and hear the Captain say:  "The best beer I have ever tasted."



Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Dan The Man - Our Hero!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Dan The Man kept us in first place with his great roll.  He is amazing.  Hope he never wakes up.  Check out to see who is serving him his Free Beer.

Who has more fun than people.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Hot Shots get Kicked out of First Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Hot Shots took a blow to their ego last night as the Rolling Stones with Captain Past President Laval doing us in.  We didn't get a point.  They loved it and I didn't sleep all night thinking of losing First Place to them.

Only two Hot Shots rolled over their average.  Hot Shot Pete and Hot Shot Alain and Hot Shot Pete won the Free Beer after driving through a snow storm in Quebec to get his Free Beer.  Check out the video.

We are now two points back and our comeback will be amazing.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

The Hot Shots Remain in First Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are still in first place, where we belong.  As we are the nicest team in the league we gave the feMALE President 5 points last night to help them get out of the bottom half of the league.  What a NICE team we are.

The Caper didn't agree with being nice and rolled a 282 in the first game to take two points but after the Captain had a talk to him about being nice he then rolled a 129 in the second game.  Just listen to him.

Captain Hot Shot

"If You Ain't Winning You Ain't Having Fun."

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

It Was A Caper Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper had a great night.  His first game was a 348 and he is now leading the league in Top Game.  I got my camera out for his last ball.  Have a look and then watch him drink his Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

The 12th Season for the Hot Shots.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Hot Shots were all pumped and ready to bowl on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.  We were all so excited to be back to the game we love.  You could see it on their faces.  They would rather be bowling than playing golf.

It was a great way to start the season with 5 points over the Yabadabadoos.  They didn't know what hit them.

Check out the video to see Hot Shot Gord serving beer to his beloved Captain as he was taking the place of Hot Shot Pete on his way to see his ailing sister-in-law in Cape Breton.

We may be in first place with 5 points where we belong.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The End of Our 11th Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This is what it is all about.  Check out the video.

The end of another great season.  Thanks everyone for making it fun.  But remember, "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

First Night Of The Playoffs!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This video is a fraud.  Hot Shot Alain is receiving the free beer from his beloved Captain as he was 23 points over his average.  The totals were added wrong and Dan The Man had 24 points and should have won.  But check out the video and see Hot Shot Alain's new red shirt he got at Harry Rosen.

Now should Dan The Man get a Free Beer next week?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Pure Gold

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We can't thank the Hotettes enough, if you know what I mean.  We won the gold last night and finished in First Place ahead of the Lame Rusters by six points.  Now on to the Playoffs next week but first check out the Caper serving Hot Shot Alain a well deserved Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Four Points Away From The Gold!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a cold night at Taylor Creek but what a Hot night for the Hot Shots.  We took 7 points from Captain Pretty Francine and we are on the way to the gold.  We are so happy that a few words get screwed up in the video, if you know what I mean Hotettes.

Check it out to see Dan The Man, Again, serving beer to the most lovable Captain in the league.

Captain Hot Shot