Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Hot Shot Hal Needs Personal Trainer For Bowling!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Hot Shot Hal was given a two week rest in Mexico and it didn't do him one bit of good.  He was horrible last night at Taylor Creek.  We only got 2 points and that is why he is serving his beloved Captain the Free Beer.  Check him out.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Hot Shot Gord Leaves In Style!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shots Gord did the honourable thing on his last night of bowling before he heads to Quebec and Florida.  He served the beer.  The Captain was so grateful as he was within 2 pins of serving.  Don't bother watching the video if you don't want to see Hot Shot Alain win another Free Beer for the third night in a row.


Of course the best Free Beer of the night was when your beloved Captain rolled a perfect strike to win the Strike Bowl and $45 to the shouts of the Hot Shots shouting " Free Beer!  Free Beer!" and the Captain shouting  "Show Me The Money!"

The Captain

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Kindness Week!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are known as the kindness team in the league.  We are so kind that during Kindness Week we gave the Lame Rusters 5 points as they get so depressed when they lose, which is often.

Dan The Man is so kind that he is serving the beer to Hot Shot Alain, AGAIN.  Check it out:


Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Gold is Within Reach!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, we are going for the gold with another 5 points last night.  We would have had 7 points if Hot Shot Alain would have showed up for the first game.  He didn't get there until the 8th frame but was on fire for two games and won the Free Beer again.  He said he was at the dentist.  I am now sending him to the dentist every Tuesday night so he can get some of those drugs or whatever they gave him.

Check him out with Loser Dan The Man.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Hot Shots Strike Down the Strikers!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are going for the gold.  Five points again last night and we only missed taking 7 points by 2 pins.  Check out who is serving the beer on his fall from grace.  He needs some sun in Mexico.


Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Last Place - I can't take it!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are in Last Place.  I can't believe it.  Some heads are going to roll.  Why are these people in the video so happy to be in Last Place, where we don't belong.

Check it out.


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

We Ain't Having Fun!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No we ain't having fun as we ain't winning.  We only have 6 points out of 21 so far this year.  But it was not this Hot Shot's fault last night.  Take a view:


Captain Hot Shot

Monday, January 16, 2012

Costa Concordia

Hi Gang,

Do you want to see a video of the Costa Concordia before it sinks to the bottom.  We docked beside it in Palermo, Italy on our cruise in September.

Gerry

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Caper Serves Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper served again in a losing night of taking only 2 points.  Dan The Man was in heaven as he was so happy that the Caper was serving to him, the best bowler of the night.  Check out the video to see what they both had to say.  Guess who said the most?


We ain't winning and we ain't having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Crying Towel is Soaked!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain had his worst night of the season and rolled 142 points below his average.  Even Hot Shot Alain was giving him pointers.  The dreaded Crying Towel, received from the Easy Rollers at Christmas was soaked from his tears and he may never recover.  Check out the video to see who won the Free Beer with a Turkey in his last game.


I am now going back to bed for a week.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Hot Shot First!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it happened on a rainy, cold and dark night at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night.  A new first for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  Check out the video to see what it is.


Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Dan The Man Retires!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes it was a great night.  The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots gathered early in Mike's Pub to celebrate the retirement of Dan The Man after 36 years of dedicated service to his country.  Too bad he didn't win the Free Beer but he tried and was in second place for a Free Beer.  Check out the video to see who was a repeat from last week.

The gold has gone for this season and we will chase the gold again in 2012.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Hot Shot Alain Wins 1st Free Beer

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a dark and stormy night on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek where the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots reside.  We had a first this year.  Hot Shot Alain won his first of many Free Beers this cold and rainy night.  Yes, the same guy is talking  again with Hot Shot Alain.  Check it out:

The Gold has gone.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The Caper Wins A Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper came back hot as a real Hot Shot.  With his first game a season high you just knew he was going to be in the picture.  Check out the video to hear what Dan The Man has to say, and of course what the Caper has to say while he drinks his Free Beer.

We are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The New Bowling Shoes!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Dan The Man showed up with his new bowling shoes tonight.  He had been bowling on the infamous bowling team known as the Hot Shots for 7 years, renting shoes each night, and now he has his own to lead the team to victory.  Similar to the Caper who purchased bowling shoes last month and his average has been dropping since.  I think they spent $1000 each on rental bowling shoes and now they have their own.  Listen to Dan The Man about his shoes.

When is it going to end.

Captain Hot Shot

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Last Parade!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it was Chief Warrant Officer Bradley's Last Parade, not to be confused with the Last Supper.

It was an honour for the Captain to be treated with such respect by one of his underlings.  He was chauffeured to Beechwood in the Car of The Year with Last Resort as Tour Guide.  We were directed to the VIP parking and the VIP seating for the ceremony as dictated  by my rank as Captain.

Great Job organizing the ceremony Hot Shot Dan The Man - you will be missed.  At the end of the proceedings the Captain and the Chief held a photo session for about 30 minutes while everyone there could get a photo.  Here it is:



Look at those medals.  All of them were earned.  There is none there for bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Is Anyone Sick of Looking at The Caper?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well, I am but here he is again.  At least this time he is a Winner instead of a Loser.  Check him out and especially his comments at the end.

See everyone on Friday.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Not Him Again!!!!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I apologize but what can I do.  The Caper is in the video again.  I wouldn't mind if he was the getting the beer but he is serving again.  Check it out. 


Check it out to see who the real Saint is on All Saints Day.

Captain Hot Shot

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Not Caper Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Caper will do anything to get in the movies but for me I am tired of seeing him serve the beer. Maybe next week he can get a Free Beer. His average keeps going down so he should win one soon.

Hot Shot Pete is happy as he is drinking his second beer in a row. Listen to the end of the video as I had to ask them to apology to Hotette Ann after last week.






Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Found!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I thought Dan The Man was in Libya finding Gadaffi but I found him here. Just look at what he has been doing. Maybe he can save the Hot Shots.






Captain Hot Shot