Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Free Beer Roll Off!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was at Taylor Creek last night. We had a roll off for the Free Beer - the first time in the long history of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Hal and Hot Shot Gord were both 26 points over their averages. The Captain ordered a one ball roll off to declare a winner. Caper Ray gave the directions on the count of 3 and they both rolled off.

There were two amazing shots (unbelievable shots) where Hot Shot Gord knocked down the 2 pin only and Hot Shot Hal knocked down the 3 pin only. What a bunch of professional bowlers.

Hot Shot Hal won the Free Beer and it is served by the Captain who secured 4 points for the Hot Shots in some clutch anchor bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Caper Has High Game Of Year!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is so nice to Caper Ray. Just listen to him. It is time for him to take a sensitivity course.

Your Beloved Leader,

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Hot Shot Gord With Hair!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We ain't winning but we are having fun in Mike's Pub. Check out Hot Shot Gord with hair.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Hot Shots Get Another 7 Points!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain serves Hot Shot Jim in recognition of his service to the team this Fall while Hot Shot Gord is away at bowling school.

What a Captain.

Captain Veracruz or I mean Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Hot Shots Vs Chicklets

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Boys Rule! Girls get defeated. The Hot Shots end up on Top of Chicklets where we belong.

Listen and watch as Caper Ray praises the Captain and asks for Hotette Ann to help his bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

A Silver Lining!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was. Wannabe Hot Shot Len won the 50/50 draw again and the Hot Shots drank Free Beer in Mike's Pub. We also took 7 points from Pierre and his Harem. It doesn't get any better than that.

Hot Shot Producer Pete wouldn't let Wannabe Len talk. I served the beer as Captain not as Loser.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Not Ray Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a pleasure for the Captain to serve Hot Shot Eastview another Free Beer for his performance last night.

Hot Shot Groupie Nathasha wanted to be in our video again but it is my guess that we won't talk her into it again.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

The Other Ray!

We finally got someone that could work the camera as I always want to be in it. Thanks Hot Shot Pete for your expertise.

Eastview Ray lead the night with his best game (250) ever with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

Nathasha wanted to get in the video as she loves the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

The Hot Shots Are Hot!

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. SKIN IS SHOWING.

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

You may want to get the grandkids out of the room before playing this video in Mike's Pub on the first night of the porfessional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

We are in first place to stay.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Captain Has Left Taylor Creek!


Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am driving to Florida but my heart will be at Taylor Creek on Tuesday Night.

Your Humble Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

A Bowler From The 50's.

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Watch Hot Shot Rod get a strike the old fashion way - with both his balls.

It was a fun night until Rod pulled a muscle in his leg and couldn't bowl his last game or drink with the Hot Shots in Mike's Bar.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Super Tuesday Was a Dud!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was the worst night of the season for your beloved Leader.

Hot Shot Caper seizes his chance and wins a free beer. Hot Shot Hal screws up the video again. Does anyone have glasses for him so he can see if the video is on or off?

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Caper Ordered To Stop Drinking!

Last week Caper started with a 268 in the first game. Last night he started with a 139 after drinking a pint of Keiths Amber. What is wrong with that guy. Watch the video and see how he went from a High last week to a Low last night. He may never recover.

I had to fire our worst bowler and send him to Boston for re-training.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Caper Ray Starts Drinking Again!


When he was drinking only water his game was horrible.

Now that he is drinking Keiths he had his best night of the year.
We don't need a survey to tell us the wonders of Beer.
Free Beer was had by all Hot Shots as Eastview Ray bought as his winning cheque did not bounce.
I don't know why Hot Shot Hal is smiling after the worst night of the season and his career.
Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Videographer Hal is Fired!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Groupie Francine, our most loyal Groupie, wanted in the photo while the Captain was served his Free Beer.

The Captain had his best night bowling all year and he wanted to say something. Hot Shot Hal, mad because I beat him in the last box, cut me out of the video and my very important speech.

You're fired Videographer Hal.

Your Fearless Leader.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Last Place!

The Dark Face of a Loser!

We are in Last Place where we don't belong.

I have been in bed all day as I can't take the stress of a once proud infamous professional bowling team in last place.

My only salvation is that we are playing Laval next week and he is always good for 7 points.

The Last Place Captain

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Merry Christmas everyone. This is our last night before the Fun Bowl on the 19th when we say goodbye to Hot Shot Pete. He moves to Florida for bowling school in Indian Rocks Beach for the rest of the season.

We finished in 6th place - 7 points out of first place, where we belong.

The Captain ain't winning and he ain't having fun.

It is going to be a dark Christmas Season.

Captain Hot Shot

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

The Hotettes Ruin The Captain!

Hi Bloggers,

Yes, the 'Captain Had A Dream'. The Hotettes were suppose to go down in defeat on Saturday night during the Hot Shot vs Hotette Fun Bowl. The Hotettes were bent on winning and not even supporting the Hot Shots. The Hotettes beat us and we have now created a monster.

I hope the Season of Christmas changes their ways.

Captain For Life

Monday, December 03, 2007

The Hot Shot & Hotette Of 2007

Captain Hot Shot showing restrain to the Hot Shot & Hotette of 2007.

I think I am going to be sick. We will have to listen to them for the next year.

Humbug!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Why is Loser Pete so Happy?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.

Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?

Captain Hot Shot