Last Place!

The Dark Face of a Loser!

We are in Last Place where we don't belong.

I have been in bed all day as I can't take the stress of a once proud infamous professional bowling team in last place.

My only salvation is that we are playing Laval next week and he is always good for 7 points.

The Last Place Captain

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Merry Christmas everyone. This is our last night before the Fun Bowl on the 19th when we say goodbye to Hot Shot Pete. He moves to Florida for bowling school in Indian Rocks Beach for the rest of the season.

We finished in 6th place - 7 points out of first place, where we belong.

The Captain ain't winning and he ain't having fun.

It is going to be a dark Christmas Season.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hotettes Ruin The Captain!

Hi Bloggers,

Yes, the 'Captain Had A Dream'. The Hotettes were suppose to go down in defeat on Saturday night during the Hot Shot vs Hotette Fun Bowl. The Hotettes were bent on winning and not even supporting the Hot Shots. The Hotettes beat us and we have now created a monster.

I hope the Season of Christmas changes their ways.

Captain For Life

The Hot Shot & Hotette Of 2007

Captain Hot Shot showing restrain to the Hot Shot & Hotette of 2007.

I think I am going to be sick. We will have to listen to them for the next year.

Humbug!!

Why is Loser Pete so Happy?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.

Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?

Captain Hot Shot

Not Again!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, again. Hot Shot Gord has won another Free Beer. His 5th Free Beer this year. The only Hot Shot who rolled over his average. Another good night for a Hot Shot in the dog house for erasing all the photos on his camera on the weekend. I can assure you his bowling was not because of Hotette Helene, if you know what I mean.

Watch Caper Ray with his eyes open, for a change, as he is on video and not on a photo.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Gord AGAIN!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, Hot Shot Gord is in the video again but this time it is a good thing. He is the best bowler of the night with 10 points over his average. He just made it as if no Hot Shot bowl over their average there is no free beer.

But, what is happening off screen? Hot Shot Hal didn't get a good bye kiss from Hotette Judy as her and Hotette Ann were in hurry to get into the wine. That is why he was the WORST bowler of the night.

Did Hot Shot Hal get a kiss off screen? We won't tell as what happens on the road stays on the road.

Captain Hot Shot

It is All Hotette's Ann's Fault!

Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Just look and listen to Hot Shot Pete. He was so weak and tired that he could hardly lift the beer to give it to Winner Hot Shot Eastview Ray. Hotette Ann made him work two days in the basement crawling on his knees to get a sink into place.

Hotette Ann you have to really get him ready for next week, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Hot Shot Gord Again!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

I am getting sick and tired of seeing Hot Shot Gord in the video but at least it is good to see his face and know that he is happy drinking Free Beer.

Great job again Hotettes for getting your Hot Shot ready, if you know what I mean. If only I could find some way of getting Hotette Sybil out of the curling rink and the Malls to look after her Captain. She has been negelecting me now for two weeks. She even baked my favourite carrot cake and took it to the curling rink. She wouldn't even cut me a piece before the curlers got it.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Falls Hard!

Hi Hotettes and Hot Shot Gord,

All I can say is that it is all Hotette Sybil's fault. She claims she has a sore shoulder, back and cant' get the Captain ready to bowl, if you know what I mean.

Great job Hotette Helene as Hot Shot Gord is back. I don't know where Hotette Ann was but I know where Hotette Judy was, shopping all weekend.

The Captain may be down but he will be back next week.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Was Amazing!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, it was a night to remember. Hot Shot Hal rolling a high game of 348. His first 300 game in the history of his many years with the Hot Shots. He is speechless as you can see.

He cheated Hot Shot Pete out of his Free Beer with one ball. The Loser is covering his face as his total for the night was just over Hot Shot Hal's one game. Where are you Hotette Helene? The Captain didn't give you permission to go to Cape Breton.

Your Beloved Captain

The Norway Bowler Takes Control!

Hi Hotettes,

Just look at Loser Hal having to serve Hot Shot Pete just back from bowling school in Oslo. My money is on Hot Shot Pete to repeat next week after his best night of bowling for the young season.

Your Humble Captain

The Blog Is Back For Hotettes!

Hi Hotettes,

After all the many phone calls and e-mails I received from the Hotettes I will now keep the Blog up and running for the Hotettes. Your support has been great over the years.

Have a look at this video where Hot Shot Hal is happy after his best night of his life. Then go to the other video and see how he can be a Winner One Night and the Loser the next.

Your Beloved Captain

The Hot Shot Blog

The Hot Shots are Humble In Defeat!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

One video for the price of two. Last week Hot Shot Hal was served his Free Beer by Hot Shot Gord.

This week Loser Hot Shot Hal, the worst bowler of the night, has to serve Hot Shot Gord. Just click on the video to see how happy he is.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Go High Tech

Captain Hot Shot Wins Second Free Beer of the Season.

After watching our first video you will only know that we will get better as the year goes on. The Videographer does not have a good control of the lighting in Mike's Pub and wants to focus on everyone but the Captain. The Videographer is not seen and should not be heard. Quality control will be a bigger focus for our next blog.

Should we go back to still photos? Only time will tell but as you can see we ain't having fun as we didn't win one point.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Start 7th Season.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team has started its 7th season. The feMALE President was so happy to see us that she wanted in on the first photo of the year and got carried away. She started to drink the Captain's free beer.

Yes, the Captain started out leading the Hot Shots with a 233 average. The best in the league. Our worst bowler, Hot Shot Eastview Ray, is seen here serving the beer to his beloved Captain. All the Hot Shots agreed that they are happy to have such a leader.

Yes, we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots 6th Season Ends in Style!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Mike would have loved watching us finish in last place as he would have had lots of material for his e-mails. Always remembered and greatly missed.

Another fun season. Thanks Hot Shots and Hotettes for all the laughs all year. It has been a great year.

Hot Shot Bubba raised his average from 151 to 158. Eastview Ray made a strong showing from 157 to 165, and he is our worst regular bowler.

Hot Shot Gord stayed in limo as he started with 170 and finished with 170. What a consistent bowler. Hot Shot Pete went from 173 to 177 up to Christmas and then took the winter off.

Hot Shot Hal went from 187 to 192 and was just starting to bowl at the end of the season. Caper Ray went from 184 to 195 and is now being tested for enhancing drugs. You beloved leader went from 206 to 213 but still couldn't get anyone to dance with at the banquet.

I give all the credit to the Hotettes, if you know what I mean.

Your Captain will look forward to September 4th when the first balls start to roll and he atarts in the anchor position, where he belongs.

Have a good summer everyone.

Captain Hot Shot

Must Have Been The Glasses!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Gord wins the Free Beer of the night by bowling 75 points over his average. He credits this great achivement because of his new glasses.

But we all know that it was Hotette Helene getting him ready, if you know what I mean, after returning from the wilds of Cape Breton.

Hot Shot Bubba could taste the Free Beer after rolling a 215 in the first game but had too many paid beers and folded like a cheap suit. He had to serve.

Captain Hot Shot

The Top Hot Shot Groupie.

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The feMALE President was in her glee last night. No only did she take 5 points from the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots - she got to be a Hot Shot Groupie.

She is in heaven surrounded by her favourite Captain and Caper Ray. The Caper has his eyes closed again as he had to serve the beer as the worst Hot Shot of the night. I think he bowled with his eyes shut.

Captain Hot Shot

ps I hope Celine doesn't see the blog as she will kill me.