The Norway Bowler Takes Control!

Hi Hotettes,

Just look at Loser Hal having to serve Hot Shot Pete just back from bowling school in Oslo. My money is on Hot Shot Pete to repeat next week after his best night of bowling for the young season.

Your Humble Captain

The Blog Is Back For Hotettes!

Hi Hotettes,

After all the many phone calls and e-mails I received from the Hotettes I will now keep the Blog up and running for the Hotettes. Your support has been great over the years.

Have a look at this video where Hot Shot Hal is happy after his best night of his life. Then go to the other video and see how he can be a Winner One Night and the Loser the next.

Your Beloved Captain

The Hot Shot Blog

The Hot Shots are Humble In Defeat!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

One video for the price of two. Last week Hot Shot Hal was served his Free Beer by Hot Shot Gord.

This week Loser Hot Shot Hal, the worst bowler of the night, has to serve Hot Shot Gord. Just click on the video to see how happy he is.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Go High Tech

Captain Hot Shot Wins Second Free Beer of the Season.

After watching our first video you will only know that we will get better as the year goes on. The Videographer does not have a good control of the lighting in Mike's Pub and wants to focus on everyone but the Captain. The Videographer is not seen and should not be heard. Quality control will be a bigger focus for our next blog.

Should we go back to still photos? Only time will tell but as you can see we ain't having fun as we didn't win one point.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Start 7th Season.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team has started its 7th season. The feMALE President was so happy to see us that she wanted in on the first photo of the year and got carried away. She started to drink the Captain's free beer.

Yes, the Captain started out leading the Hot Shots with a 233 average. The best in the league. Our worst bowler, Hot Shot Eastview Ray, is seen here serving the beer to his beloved Captain. All the Hot Shots agreed that they are happy to have such a leader.

Yes, we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots 6th Season Ends in Style!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Mike would have loved watching us finish in last place as he would have had lots of material for his e-mails. Always remembered and greatly missed.

Another fun season. Thanks Hot Shots and Hotettes for all the laughs all year. It has been a great year.

Hot Shot Bubba raised his average from 151 to 158. Eastview Ray made a strong showing from 157 to 165, and he is our worst regular bowler.

Hot Shot Gord stayed in limo as he started with 170 and finished with 170. What a consistent bowler. Hot Shot Pete went from 173 to 177 up to Christmas and then took the winter off.

Hot Shot Hal went from 187 to 192 and was just starting to bowl at the end of the season. Caper Ray went from 184 to 195 and is now being tested for enhancing drugs. You beloved leader went from 206 to 213 but still couldn't get anyone to dance with at the banquet.

I give all the credit to the Hotettes, if you know what I mean.

Your Captain will look forward to September 4th when the first balls start to roll and he atarts in the anchor position, where he belongs.

Have a good summer everyone.

Captain Hot Shot

Must Have Been The Glasses!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Gord wins the Free Beer of the night by bowling 75 points over his average. He credits this great achivement because of his new glasses.

But we all know that it was Hotette Helene getting him ready, if you know what I mean, after returning from the wilds of Cape Breton.

Hot Shot Bubba could taste the Free Beer after rolling a 215 in the first game but had too many paid beers and folded like a cheap suit. He had to serve.

Captain Hot Shot

The Top Hot Shot Groupie.

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The feMALE President was in her glee last night. No only did she take 5 points from the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots - she got to be a Hot Shot Groupie.

She is in heaven surrounded by her favourite Captain and Caper Ray. The Caper has his eyes closed again as he had to serve the beer as the worst Hot Shot of the night. I think he bowled with his eyes shut.

Captain Hot Shot

ps I hope Celine doesn't see the blog as she will kill me.

The Server is Unknown!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Groupie Francine was mad when we had a teenage Hot Shot Groupie last week and she wanted to be in the picture again this week. The Captain almost had to lock the doors to Mike's Pub to keep her out.

But, she won't be smiling next week as the Hot Shots take on her and the feMALE President and we are going to do them in.

The worst bowler of the night is serving to a happy Hot Shot Gord drinking free beer. The server is to imbrassed to show his face.

Captain Hot Shot

Bubba Attracks Another Hot Shot Groupie!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba wins another Free Beer as being the best bowler of the night for two weeks in a row.

But who is that masked man who had to serve the beer?

Better yet, who is the new Hot Shot Groupie who just loves the Hot Shots? No one is talking, just yet.

Lent is here. Will the Hot Shots give up Sex or Booze for Lent after not getting a point at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night.


Captain Hot Shot

Is anyone looking at our Blog!

Captain Hot Shot in his younger days with Hot Shot.

Eastview Ray Goes From Winner to Loser!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Eastview Ray when from drinking free beer last week to serving beer to Hot Shot Bubba this week. What a Loser!

Hot Shot Groupie Francine wanted in the photo again this week to be with Hot Shot Bubba in his glory. Hot Shot Bubba gets all red in the face when the Groupies are around, or was it the rum and the sun from Mexico.

How to go Bubba, you had a great night and let the Hot Shots to victory and 5 points. Now don't pull an Eastview Ray and served next week.

Your Beloved Captain

Everyone Loves A Hot Shot or Two!

Hit Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Everyone wants to get in the picture. Francine jumped right in and wanted to get in with the Hot Shots. Is she happy or what? It had nothing to do with her winning the 50/50 draw again on Tuesday night for the third time this year.

Yes, that his your beloved Captain serving Hot Shot Eastview Ray his free beer. Eastview Ray, who didn't have a free beer all last Fall, now has three Free Beers this year so far.

But your Captain couldn't be happier as the infamous Hot Shots took 7 points and are on their way to the top where they belong.

Watch out next week when we take 7 more points.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Drinks For Free!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No this is not a love in.

It is Loser Hot Shot Gord serving free beer to Hot Shot Caper Ray after a great performance at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night. When Hot Shot Gord falls he falls hard. Just last week he was Top Hot Shot.

Caper Ray has moved into the 4th place bowling position and is now after the anchor position held by you beloved Captain. He won't have a chance.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Serves Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is not happy as he serves Hot Shot Gord his Free Beer and then raps the pool cue around his neck.

The Captain was happier last week while looking down in the beer. Alas, Amanada was not there last night and rumour has it she won't be back. I guess she was too happy and friendly to the Hot Shots. She was very happy anyway.

We are two points out of last place and "We Ain't Having Fun."

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not! AGAIN!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain has fallen. He was the worst bowler of the night and he had to serve beer to Eastview Ray, the worst bowler on the team. See how sad he looks with his eyes to the ground.

Amanda wanted to get in the photo again as she loves the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Eastview Ray will soon be bowling in second place if he keeps this up.

Everyone was crying in their beer as we think we are now at the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

If you look at the video game in the background you will see it is called Ripley's Believe It Or Not! And that is what happened last night.

The Captain predicted in his email to welcome Hot Shot Eastview Ray back to lead the team that he would also win his first Free Beer of the season. And that is what happened. He usually folds like a cheap suit in the last frame and we all thought he was going to when he started.

As you can see Caper Ray, part of the 'Two Rays', couldn't believe his eyes as he still has them shut. I think that was how he bowled his last game.

Not only did he win the Free Beer he also won the 50/50 draw for $71 and the Hot Shots could be heard all over the bowling lanes shouting "Free Beer! Free Beer!"

It was a tearing beering night as we drank beer but only got two points. We Ain't Having Fun!

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Welcomes Caper Ray to Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After saying a tearful goodbye to Hot Shot Pete in December it was the Captain's honour to welcome Hot Shot Caper Ray to fill his big shoes for 2007.

It was a pleasure to present Caper Ray with a beer for his dedication to the Hot Shots by waiting in the wings to bowl for this infamous bowling team.

This will be a Hot Shot Year as we take over first place, where we belong.

Now remember, "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun."

The Captain

Hot Shot Pete Goes South Smiling!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete goes out smiling.

After raising his average this year to 175 from a 173 last year, after winning 5 Free Beer this season (and getting 4), after having been looked after by Hotette Ann all Fall, if you know what I mean - wouldn't you be smiling too?

Yes Hot Shot Pete was happy to serve the Free Beer to his Beloved Captain on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek, or, was he happy to head South? One can only guess.

Next week is the Christmas Fun Night so there will be no pressure on any of the Hot Shots, the Hotettes can take a rest and if we don't win we will still have fun.

Smooth sailing Hot Shot Pete. Your shoes will be filled by Caper Ray for the next part of the season and he will have big shoes to fill.

Captain Hot Shot