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Captain Hot Shot in his younger days with Hot Shot.

Eastview Ray Goes From Winner to Loser!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Eastview Ray when from drinking free beer last week to serving beer to Hot Shot Bubba this week. What a Loser!

Hot Shot Groupie Francine wanted in the photo again this week to be with Hot Shot Bubba in his glory. Hot Shot Bubba gets all red in the face when the Groupies are around, or was it the rum and the sun from Mexico.

How to go Bubba, you had a great night and let the Hot Shots to victory and 5 points. Now don't pull an Eastview Ray and served next week.

Your Beloved Captain

Everyone Loves A Hot Shot or Two!

Hit Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Everyone wants to get in the picture. Francine jumped right in and wanted to get in with the Hot Shots. Is she happy or what? It had nothing to do with her winning the 50/50 draw again on Tuesday night for the third time this year.

Yes, that his your beloved Captain serving Hot Shot Eastview Ray his free beer. Eastview Ray, who didn't have a free beer all last Fall, now has three Free Beers this year so far.

But your Captain couldn't be happier as the infamous Hot Shots took 7 points and are on their way to the top where they belong.

Watch out next week when we take 7 more points.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Drinks For Free!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No this is not a love in.

It is Loser Hot Shot Gord serving free beer to Hot Shot Caper Ray after a great performance at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night. When Hot Shot Gord falls he falls hard. Just last week he was Top Hot Shot.

Caper Ray has moved into the 4th place bowling position and is now after the anchor position held by you beloved Captain. He won't have a chance.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Serves Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is not happy as he serves Hot Shot Gord his Free Beer and then raps the pool cue around his neck.

The Captain was happier last week while looking down in the beer. Alas, Amanada was not there last night and rumour has it she won't be back. I guess she was too happy and friendly to the Hot Shots. She was very happy anyway.

We are two points out of last place and "We Ain't Having Fun."

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not! AGAIN!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain has fallen. He was the worst bowler of the night and he had to serve beer to Eastview Ray, the worst bowler on the team. See how sad he looks with his eyes to the ground.

Amanda wanted to get in the photo again as she loves the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Eastview Ray will soon be bowling in second place if he keeps this up.

Everyone was crying in their beer as we think we are now at the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

If you look at the video game in the background you will see it is called Ripley's Believe It Or Not! And that is what happened last night.

The Captain predicted in his email to welcome Hot Shot Eastview Ray back to lead the team that he would also win his first Free Beer of the season. And that is what happened. He usually folds like a cheap suit in the last frame and we all thought he was going to when he started.

As you can see Caper Ray, part of the 'Two Rays', couldn't believe his eyes as he still has them shut. I think that was how he bowled his last game.

Not only did he win the Free Beer he also won the 50/50 draw for $71 and the Hot Shots could be heard all over the bowling lanes shouting "Free Beer! Free Beer!"

It was a tearing beering night as we drank beer but only got two points. We Ain't Having Fun!

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Welcomes Caper Ray to Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After saying a tearful goodbye to Hot Shot Pete in December it was the Captain's honour to welcome Hot Shot Caper Ray to fill his big shoes for 2007.

It was a pleasure to present Caper Ray with a beer for his dedication to the Hot Shots by waiting in the wings to bowl for this infamous bowling team.

This will be a Hot Shot Year as we take over first place, where we belong.

Now remember, "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun."

The Captain

Hot Shot Pete Goes South Smiling!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete goes out smiling.

After raising his average this year to 175 from a 173 last year, after winning 5 Free Beer this season (and getting 4), after having been looked after by Hotette Ann all Fall, if you know what I mean - wouldn't you be smiling too?

Yes Hot Shot Pete was happy to serve the Free Beer to his Beloved Captain on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek, or, was he happy to head South? One can only guess.

Next week is the Christmas Fun Night so there will be no pressure on any of the Hot Shots, the Hotettes can take a rest and if we don't win we will still have fun.

Smooth sailing Hot Shot Pete. Your shoes will be filled by Caper Ray for the next part of the season and he will have big shoes to fill.

Captain Hot Shot

Amanda is a new Hot Shot Fan!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our new barmaid Amanda has joined the many fans of the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. She has really got into the picture and has made all the Hot Shots happy.

They are so happy that it is hard to tell which Hot Shot won the beer and which one served the winner. Can you tell?

Every Hot Shot rolled over their average tonight and we got 5 points for the professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. We are having fun.

Your Beloved,
Captain Hot Shot

No Wonder We Didn't Win!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete, the worst Hot Shot of the night, showed up in the most godawful lime green shirt you have ever seen. No wonder he had the worst night of the season with a low 119 score for the year.

We were on our way to the top where the money is and he did us in. He complained that he had a sore arm after he rolled a 119. He was going great guns all month and the shirt did him in.

We now don't have a chance to make first place by Christmas, thanks to the shirt.

We were getting ready to take a photo of him serving beer to your beloved Captain, with a cute barmaid in the middle, when the batteries went dead in the camera. The light from the shirt short circuited the batteries.

Captain Hot Shot

Can You Find The Bridesmaid????

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

We got 7 points for the first time of the year. We are on our way to the top.

But one Hot Shot has never won a Free Beer this year. He is always a bridesmaid and never a bride. Can you spot him and identify him in this photo?

Your Beloved Captain,

Captain Hot Shot

Who Is That Masked Man?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who is that Masked Man? You have seen him before in many photos serving beer to the Free Beer Winner? Why is he wearing a burka? Has he reached such a low place in his bowling career that he does not want to be seen?

The Captain seems happy enough after the best bowling night of his career. And people say I am too old to bowl and should just be playing golf.

If only this Masked Man would start to bowl the infamous professional team known as the Hot Shots would be in first place.

What is the Captain going to do next. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Four Pigs & One Chicken - Hot Shots Dream Team!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This week I related a little story of Ham & Eggs to all the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. I asked each one if they were a Pig, commited to the Ham & Eggs (Hot Shots), or just a Chicken, involved in the Ham & Eggs.

We found out on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Hal will be forever known as Hot Shot Chicken Hal. Here he is hiding his face while serving Hot Shot Pete, his 5th Free Beer of the season, because of his worst performance of the year. Where was Hotette Judy?

All other Hot Shots rolled over their average and took 3 points from the Lightning Strikes. They are great Pigs.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Pete Finally Gets His Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Look at smiling Hot Shot Pete with the HUGH BIG FREE BEER the Captain bought him.

Don't tell Hot Shot Pete that it was purchased with my first CPP cheque? He doesn't look at the blog as he didn't see my tennis girl from last week.

I suspect most don't look at the blog as there were no comments from the last post. It will be discontinued soon due to lack of interest.

Captain Hot Shot

Tired of Looking at these Old Farts?

Hi Professional Bowlers,

I am getting tired of looking at those old farts getting their free beer. What else should we have pictured on our blog Hot Shots? Maybe we should take up tennis this winter. I am sure some bowlers may do better at another sport.

Captain Hot Shot

Beaten By Brenda! (BBB) The Shame!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No wonder Hot Shot Caper Ray is not looking into the camera. He is too ashamed after having to buy two weeks in a row and serve the Hot Hot Shot Hal two free beers in a row.

And to be beaten by Captain Brenda, a feMALE, but I guess I didn't have to tell you that. The Captain has sent Hot Shot Caper Ray back to the minors for more training.

Captain Hot Shot

Open Your Eyes Caper Ray!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal is all smiles as he accepts a free beer from Hot Shot Caper Ray, the only Hot Shot who did not bowl his average last night. No wonder he has his eyes closed. Maybe he should have opened them during the game and he wouldn't be serving the beer.

Hot Shot Caper broke the rules and bought Hot Shot Hal a large beer instead of small won. But then who cared - we were drinking Free Beer from Hot Shot Ray as he was the 50/50 draw last night and treated all the Hot Shots to free beer.

The Hot Shots, under great leadership, are on their way to the top.

Captain Hot Shot

Sorry Wrong Photo!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Sorry about that. I got my photos mixed up. They were two girls on the Bust Tour that we had fun with every night.

Here is the real photo of similing Hot Shot Pete and The Grumpy Captain. And he says he is owed a beer from our pre-bowl. I guess Hot Shot Pete is right.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Is Back!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete had a great night in the bowling lanes. That is Hot Shot Pete on the right and the Captain, who had to serve the beer, on the left crying in his beer.

The Captain was heard to say that "It won't happen again!"

Captain Hot Shot