Amanda is a new Hot Shot Fan!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our new barmaid Amanda has joined the many fans of the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. She has really got into the picture and has made all the Hot Shots happy.

They are so happy that it is hard to tell which Hot Shot won the beer and which one served the winner. Can you tell?

Every Hot Shot rolled over their average tonight and we got 5 points for the professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. We are having fun.

Your Beloved,
Captain Hot Shot

No Wonder We Didn't Win!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete, the worst Hot Shot of the night, showed up in the most godawful lime green shirt you have ever seen. No wonder he had the worst night of the season with a low 119 score for the year.

We were on our way to the top where the money is and he did us in. He complained that he had a sore arm after he rolled a 119. He was going great guns all month and the shirt did him in.

We now don't have a chance to make first place by Christmas, thanks to the shirt.

We were getting ready to take a photo of him serving beer to your beloved Captain, with a cute barmaid in the middle, when the batteries went dead in the camera. The light from the shirt short circuited the batteries.

Captain Hot Shot

Can You Find The Bridesmaid????

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

We got 7 points for the first time of the year. We are on our way to the top.

But one Hot Shot has never won a Free Beer this year. He is always a bridesmaid and never a bride. Can you spot him and identify him in this photo?

Your Beloved Captain,

Captain Hot Shot

Who Is That Masked Man?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who is that Masked Man? You have seen him before in many photos serving beer to the Free Beer Winner? Why is he wearing a burka? Has he reached such a low place in his bowling career that he does not want to be seen?

The Captain seems happy enough after the best bowling night of his career. And people say I am too old to bowl and should just be playing golf.

If only this Masked Man would start to bowl the infamous professional team known as the Hot Shots would be in first place.

What is the Captain going to do next. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Four Pigs & One Chicken - Hot Shots Dream Team!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This week I related a little story of Ham & Eggs to all the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. I asked each one if they were a Pig, commited to the Ham & Eggs (Hot Shots), or just a Chicken, involved in the Ham & Eggs.

We found out on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Hal will be forever known as Hot Shot Chicken Hal. Here he is hiding his face while serving Hot Shot Pete, his 5th Free Beer of the season, because of his worst performance of the year. Where was Hotette Judy?

All other Hot Shots rolled over their average and took 3 points from the Lightning Strikes. They are great Pigs.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Pete Finally Gets His Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Look at smiling Hot Shot Pete with the HUGH BIG FREE BEER the Captain bought him.

Don't tell Hot Shot Pete that it was purchased with my first CPP cheque? He doesn't look at the blog as he didn't see my tennis girl from last week.

I suspect most don't look at the blog as there were no comments from the last post. It will be discontinued soon due to lack of interest.

Captain Hot Shot

Tired of Looking at these Old Farts?

Hi Professional Bowlers,

I am getting tired of looking at those old farts getting their free beer. What else should we have pictured on our blog Hot Shots? Maybe we should take up tennis this winter. I am sure some bowlers may do better at another sport.

Captain Hot Shot

Beaten By Brenda! (BBB) The Shame!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No wonder Hot Shot Caper Ray is not looking into the camera. He is too ashamed after having to buy two weeks in a row and serve the Hot Hot Shot Hal two free beers in a row.

And to be beaten by Captain Brenda, a feMALE, but I guess I didn't have to tell you that. The Captain has sent Hot Shot Caper Ray back to the minors for more training.

Captain Hot Shot

Open Your Eyes Caper Ray!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal is all smiles as he accepts a free beer from Hot Shot Caper Ray, the only Hot Shot who did not bowl his average last night. No wonder he has his eyes closed. Maybe he should have opened them during the game and he wouldn't be serving the beer.

Hot Shot Caper broke the rules and bought Hot Shot Hal a large beer instead of small won. But then who cared - we were drinking Free Beer from Hot Shot Ray as he was the 50/50 draw last night and treated all the Hot Shots to free beer.

The Hot Shots, under great leadership, are on their way to the top.

Captain Hot Shot

Sorry Wrong Photo!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Sorry about that. I got my photos mixed up. They were two girls on the Bust Tour that we had fun with every night.

Here is the real photo of similing Hot Shot Pete and The Grumpy Captain. And he says he is owed a beer from our pre-bowl. I guess Hot Shot Pete is right.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Is Back!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete had a great night in the bowling lanes. That is Hot Shot Pete on the right and the Captain, who had to serve the beer, on the left crying in his beer.

The Captain was heard to say that "It won't happen again!"

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Are Back!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The start of another season for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots with their world famous motto: "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun". And by the look of this first photo - it is only the Captain that is having fun. He is enjoying his free beer as the Professional who bowled the most over his average, and enjoying it even more when Hot Shot Pete had to serve it to him.

The rest of the night was not fun as we only took two points from a new team in the league. One new member, bowling to a 150 average had all three games over 150 with the last two games 369 and 316. The Captain was upset and advised the new member he was going to break his leg on the way out tonight.

But, it was a great night. Everyone is SO happy to be back, away from the golf course on a beautiful sunny day in September.

The sad point of the night was that barmaid Emily was not their to serve us. What are we going to do without her perky face.

Captain Hot Shot

It Just Wasn't Good Enough!

2006 Hot Shot Of The Year

Hi Sport Fans,

The infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots has ended their season. And what a season it was. The first time in the 5 year history of the Hot Shots that we didn't get any honours. Hot Shot must be rolling over in his grave.

The Captain is in despair. Where does he go from here? Does he get rid of the Male Hot Shots and get feMALES to bowl on his team? He has all summer to think about it so when you see him in a daze, leave him alone as he is pondering the future of this infamous professional bowling team.

Are the Hotettes going to form their own team and beat the Hot Shots next year? It would be the end of life as we know it.

Captain Hot shot

The Playoffs - Game # 1

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal is in the photo again. In his regular spot as The Loser.

The Captain is leading the way in the Playoffs but he has no one to lead. Some heads are going to roll next week if the other Hot Shots don't step up to the plate and win the Playoffs.

Hot Shots, and you know who you are, how would you like to be replaced by a feMALE NEXT YEAR.

If that doesn't get you to bowl, nothing will.

Captain Hot Shot

Impossible Feat by Hot Shot Hal!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal rolled a Big 245 in the first game and then in the second game he lobbed a 144.

Impossible!

But it did happen and he won the Free Beer of the week with a 220 in the third game. What a Hot Shot.

Seems like his mug is on the blog too often.

The season is coming to an end so stay tuned for the Playoffs where the Hot Shots really show their stuff now that the Captain is back.

Captain Hot Shot

The Return of The Captain

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

This was suppose to be a photo of Hot Shot Gord, known as the Loser, serving a beer to Hot Shot Hal, the Winner, after a great last game of 264. Something must be wrong with the camera as it seemed to want to focus on its own.

The Captain's return to the league after 5 weeks of intensive training in Florida paid off as he lead the team to victory and 7 points. The first time we got 7 points since January. The Playoffs are ours.

Captain Hot Shot

I Really Miss My Hot Shots!

Dear Hot Shot & Hotettes,


Wish I could be there on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek but as you can see I am busy training new Hotettes. I am between two Sybils and I don't know who to choose.

Help!

Your Captain will be returning soon to lead the infamous professional bowling team to victory in the Playoffs.

Captain Hot Shot

I Miss My Hot Shots!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am not having any fun in bowling school. I wish I was home for bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

Your Captain

Is Hot Shot Hal going for a Turkey?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal looks pretty sad in this one. It must be tough losing to your Hotette who only bowls once a year. Then for the second week in a row he has to buy the beer as the Big Loser. What happened last night. His he going for a Turkey and serving the beer again?

Your Captain

We Wish 'We Were Bowling At Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

As you can see we realy miss the Hot Shots and the bowling on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek.

We were so depressed that we had to make a trip to Tampa Bay Golf Club just to relax. We will be waiting up all night and hoping the infamous ALL MALE professional bowling team gets 7 points to bring the Hot Shots into first place, where we belong.

Captain Hot Shot