I Want To Bowl For Hot Shot Caper Ray! Please

Dear Captain Hot Shot,

I have been reading your blog with great interest. I think you are a born leader and I would like to be on your team. Maybe I could replace Hot Shot Caper Ray while he is in bowling school, where he belongs.

I know I can make your team a Winner, if you know what I mean.

Rayette

When Bubba Falls - He Falls A Long Way Down!

Yes Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no smile last night. Only Hot Shot Gord, a second time winner of the free beer, had a big smile on his face wearing his new Ambassador Bowling Shirt. Hot Shot Bubba went from a Winner last week to the Loser this week.

Hot Shot Gord had a great nights bowling, thanks to Hotette Helene no doubt, if you know what I mean. Hotettes Helene and Sybil are curling all day today and will no doubt need a back rub when they get back.

We ain't winning and we ain't having fun. I am sending the two Rays of Sunshine to bowling school next week and will be ordering the Florida Hot Shots back. We will fly Hot Shots Jim, Hal and Pete back to get the team back into first place.

What a night. I was expecting big things from Hot Shot Caper Ray back from bowling school in Nova Scotia but it was obvious that he was just down their stuck in the snow drinking K'eths.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Bubba Wins Free Beer!

Yes, Hot Shot Bubba on his first night of bowling wins the Free Beer.

And look who is serving. Hot Shot Hal (who won last week) was the big Loser last night with a -26 points and Hot Shot Bubba with his 210 game ended with +46 points over his average.

It seems appropriate that Hot Shot Hal would lose as The Captain supects that he was behind the "Lets do the Captain In!" last week when the Captain had to serve the beer when he wasn't even the Loser.

We lost last night and we had some fun. Not as much as our motto of "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." Maybe it was because of the free beer by Hot Shot Gord by winning the 50/50 draw.

We are still in first place so keep on smiling.

Captain Hot Shot

Why Are These MarAl Curlers Smiling?

Because they just had a 22 minute back rub by their favourite Hot Shot.

True to their word. The Captain and Hot Shot Hal lost the bet and had to give their favourite MarAl a back rub in front of a hot gas fireplace.

As the Hot Shot motto is "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun." it can also be said that Winning is more than having fun, if you know what I mean.

Poor MarAl Helene didn't get a back rub as her team also lost. Hot Shot Gord now has to lead the team on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Why? Because the Captain and Hot Shot Hal are worn out. Their fingers are so sore from a 22 minute backrub that they won't be able to bowl on Tuesday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Wins First Beer of the Season!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am at a loss for words. How could one or all of my faithful Hot Shots do their Captain in?

The Captain wasn't the Loser last night. Hot Shot Caper Ray was the Loser and someone fooled the Captain. I know my Florida Hot Shots or California Hot Shot would never had done that to their beloved leader.

Hot Shot Caper Ray has been sent to bowling school in Halifax next Tuesday night to determine how one night he bowls 301 points over his average and the next week bowls 40 points below.

A RCMP investigation is unway (should be finished in 4 years) to determine who did the Captain In.


Captain Hot Shot

p.s. Oh! Hot Shot Hal won the beer.

Who Is That Wine Drinker?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Our Blog has been taken over by the CIA.

This photo showed up out of the sky. It looks like it was taken at sunset on Tuesday Night while the Hot Shots were getting ready to go out in the freezing rain and bowl their hearts out.

Who could this darkened figure be? Friend or foe? Is he mocking the Hot Shots in the cold or is he toasting to their success?

The Captain may have to send Hot Shot Hal to investigate.

Captain Hot Shot

He Walked The Talk!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

When the Hot Shots left the legion last night after celebrating another night of 7 points and leading the infamous Professional Ambassador Bowling League Hot Shot Hal was heard to say: "He Walked The Talk!"

And yes he did. Hot Shot Caper Ray bowled his best night ever in the Orleans Bowling Center. You noticed in the photo that his eyes are closed. That may have been his secret for his great bowling.

Because of the freezing rain Mike's Pub at the Lanes closed and we had to go to the Legion to get Caper Ray his free beer.

Hot Shot Gord could not make it to the Legion as he had to get his car home into the garage. Captain Hot Shot stood up to the plate and was glad to present Hot Shot Caper Ray with a well deserved Free Beer.

"We are Winning, and We are Having Fun".

Captain Hot Shot

Who Left That Nasty Comment About The Captain?

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Who left that nasty comment about the Captain being a Loser on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek? I know it wasn't sweet Hotette Judy so it must have been Hot Shot Hal.

How can you believe someone who drinks out of a 'used' Chamber Pot.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. anymore underhanded comments and the Captain will delete the comments as he has the power.

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in first place with another 7 points last night in Taylor Creek.

The Hot Shot Beer Winner was a Ray of sunshine last night as Hot Shot Ray came through in the last game with a 65 point game over his average to defeat Hot Shot Gord with a plus 27 and Hot Shot Hal with a plus 24.

We were hoping for two Rays of sunshine but Caper Ray is still in warmup mode.

What a great night. We are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

p.s. The Captain is serving as it is Hot Shot Ray's first time as a winner.

The Hot Shots Start 2006 in First Place.

Hot Shots Jim, Pete & Len!

The Professional bowling team, known as the Hot Shots, is now in first place in the Ambassador's Bowling League. Captain Hot Shot sent Hot Shots Jim and Pete to bowling school in Florida and Hot Shot Len to the wilds of Cape Breton. What a great choice by the Captain as he now has the Two Rays to keep the Hot Shots in first place.

Don't they look like they should be sent somewhere? They are not dedicated Hot Shots to leave the team in their time of need. Can the Two Rays, Hot Shot Caper Ray and Hot Shot Ray, lead the team to victory. Stay tuned.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Len is Two Time Beer Winner!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a historical night on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek. Hot Shot Len, who invented the contest of the High Bowler winning a beer from the Hot Shots and being served by the Loser, was the first time repeat winner. Who would have guessed?

To his credit, he was the only Hot Shot who bowled over his average with a plus 25 points.

But the Hot Shots didn't have any fun as we only won one game and two points. The infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots finished in the bottom half of the league. Changes are being made with the team to improve their standing in the professional bowling league, known as the Ambassadors. Stay tuned.

The loser serving the beer to Hot Shot Len has not been identified up to press time.

Captain Hot Shot.

The Stressless Hot Shots!

Hot Shot Pete (Loser) serving to Hot Shot Gord

Yes, bowling world. I never thought Hot Shot Gord would win a beer so soon in the bowling season. It must be because of Hotette Helene getting him ready for bowling, if you know what I mean.

Hotette Helene has been ordered to keep working until the bowling season has ended so Hot Shot Gord can bowl like that every night.

And you thought I didn't bring my camera and get a photo at Mike's Pub last night.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Len Wins Second Beer of Season!

Hot Shot Gord(Loser) serving beer to Hot Shot Len


Hot Shots,

Have we been taken by Hot Shot Len. After all it was his idea to play this Win A Beer game. Did he let the Captain win the first time just so he would keep him on the team. Hot Shot Len is a sly one.

As Hot Shot Hal kept us in the beer in the Hot Tub we will buy Hot Shot Len his beer on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek. Then we will have a new winner on the Tuesday night games. Will it be Hot Shot Len or will Hot Shot Hal start his drive to the top? And don't forget about Hot Shot Pete buying beer from the 50/50 win. Will he win the 50/50 again on Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek and buy another jug?

It is going to be a Beer Night at Taylor Creek where the Hot Shots face the Hot Shot Killer Chrissy and her team.


Captain Hot Shot

Does This Look Like A Bunch of Losers?

Well They Are A Bunch of Losers!

The Infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots arrived in the rain at Taylor Creek tied for 5th place - 9 points behind first place, where we belong.

What did they do? Almost nothing. Only got two points and we now have almost no chance of finishing first in the first half of the season.

The Captain was crying at the lanes and ready for a beer and asked Hot Shot Len, where did the Hot Shots go? Hot Shot Len said they have headed for the Hot Tub to drown their sorrows.

The Captain felt like drowning a few Hot Shots.

What happened to the professional bowling team called the Hot Shots?

A Depressed Captain.

Hot Shot Hal Serves The Captain

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Little Lenny had a great idea when he suggested that we should make a bet in hopes of getting the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots into first place. The idea was for the best bowler of the night to win a beer with the other 4 bowlers paying for the beer. Of course, the worst bowler of the night was to serve the beer to the winner.

As a result, all the Hot Shots bowled over their average. It was great competition. Captain Hot Shot rolled 62 points over his average, followed by Hot Shot Len with 55, Hot Shot Pete with 28 and Hot Shot Gord rolled 23 points followed by Hot Shot Hal with 13.

Hot Shot Hal should not be smiling but we know next week he will be the one being served.

Fun was had by all, expecially the Captain drinking free beer. Next week we are going to Hot Shot Hal & Hotette Judy's Hot Tub where the winner will be served beer all night in the Hot Tub by the loser.

The Hot Shots were relieved that the Hotettes did not have to curl this Wednesday as they could go home and sleep, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Where is Hal?

Hotette Judy,

Thanks for the photo of Hal (middle) getting his lessons. You didn't have to tell me which one he was as I recognized the shoes.

I know you are trying hard to get Hot Shot Hal bowling to the calibre of his younger days but you must try harder, if you know what I mean, so that the professional bowling team called the Hot Shots will be in first place by Christmas.

Happy to hear that the AlMars are having fun and not spending money at the curling rink.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Len Is Out of Retirement!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Len is out of retirement and ready to lead the Hot Shots to First Place by Christmas.

Captain Hot Shot is so happy he can't hold back his emotions (It is not the rum we were drinking at the sunset but maybe the atmosphere in P-Town, Cape Cod.)

Tuesday night was another big night for the Hot Shots as they took seven points from the first place team and feMALE Captain and President. What a fine bunch of professional bowlers. Hotettes, we owe it all to you looking after your Hot Shot they way you do.

Now the Hot Shots must get serious, listen to their Captain who will lead them to the promise land.

Captain Hot Shot

ps I would rather be hugging SuperHero Linda.

The Hot Shots are All Male!

Dear SuperHero Linda,

It is with regret that I cannot accept your invitation to join the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

From your photo I can tell from your ample assests that you would make a fine bowler and would be the hit of the league. Unfortunately, the Hot Shots are an all MALE bowling team and with your assests I think it would be difficult to pass you off as a male bowler.

As you can see from my photo I have started to drink because of not being able to accept your application. (This photo was taken by my grandson to show how he sees is Grandpa)

I do hope you understand SuperHero Linda. Hot Shot Pete will probably never get over it.

Retired Hot Shot Len will try and fill your bra, er, I mean bowling shoes on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek.

Captain Hot Shot

I Want To Be A Hot Shot!

Hi Captain Hot Shot,

I would like to apply for Hot Shot Jim's position on your professional bowling team. I have been following your blog since it was created and was waiting for this opportunity to apply. Captain Hot Shot I think you are the greatest. You are such a motivator and a leader for your Hot Shots and Hotettes.

After reading your last comments on Superhero Hot Shot Pete I want to bowl with him. He seems like my type of Superhero. I hope I can be his Superhero every Tuesday night at Taylor Creek.

If I measure up to the task I will be there Tuesday night. I am not that good a bowler but I think I could get the Hot Shots ready for Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek, if you know what I mean. It appears that the MarAl Curlers have let the Hot Shots down in that department.

I like winning and having fun and I know you Hot Shots are real Winners.

Waiting for your reply,

Your SuperHero,

Linda

The Hot Shots Are Winning And We Are Having Fun!

Hot Shots,

You guys were the greatest last night. We took 7 points from the old unnamed President who needs new balls as his old ones are worn out.

Just look at the lovely support we had from the feMALE President with her sunny face and disposition. Treasurer Jan dressed as an Angel and prayed for the Hot Shots all night. They just love us dearly but they won't next week.

Yes, that is right Hot Shots and Hotettes we take on the feMALE President next week. What a night it will be. She is in first place and we are on our way to the top. We will knock her out of first place and watch her cry in her beer.

We are now recuriting for a replacement for Hot Shot Jim as he has been sent to bowling school in Florida. I know there are millions of people reading this blog. Post your resume now for the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots.

We are Winning and We are Having Fun.

Captain Hot Shot