We Ain't Having Fun!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No we ain't having fun as we ain't winning.  We only have 6 points out of 21 so far this year.  But it was not this Hot Shot's fault last night.  Take a view:

Captain Hot Shot

Costa Concordia

Hi Gang,

Do you want to see a video of the Costa Concordia before it sinks to the bottom.  We docked beside it in Palermo, Italy on our cruise in September.

Gerry

Caper Serves Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper served again in a losing night of taking only 2 points.  Dan The Man was in heaven as he was so happy that the Caper was serving to him, the best bowler of the night.  Check out the video to see what they both had to say.  Guess who said the most?

We ain't winning and we ain't having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Crying Towel is Soaked!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain had his worst night of the season and rolled 142 points below his average.  Even Hot Shot Alain was giving him pointers.  The dreaded Crying Towel, received from the Easy Rollers at Christmas was soaked from his tears and he may never recover.  Check out the video to see who won the Free Beer with a Turkey in his last game.

I am now going back to bed for a week.

Captain Hot Shot

A Hot Shot First!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it happened on a rainy, cold and dark night at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night.  A new first for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  Check out the video to see what it is.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Retires!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes it was a great night.  The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots gathered early in Mike's Pub to celebrate the retirement of Dan The Man after 36 years of dedicated service to his country.  Too bad he didn't win the Free Beer but he tried and was in second place for a Free Beer.  Check out the video to see who was a repeat from last week.

The gold has gone for this season and we will chase the gold again in 2012.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain Wins 1st Free Beer

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a dark and stormy night on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek where the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots reside.  We had a first this year.  Hot Shot Alain won his first of many Free Beers this cold and rainy night.  Yes, the same guy is talking  again with Hot Shot Alain.  Check it out:

The Gold has gone.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Wins A Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper came back hot as a real Hot Shot.  With his first game a season high you just knew he was going to be in the picture.  Check out the video to hear what Dan The Man has to say, and of course what the Caper has to say while he drinks his Free Beer.

We are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The New Bowling Shoes!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Dan The Man showed up with his new bowling shoes tonight.  He had been bowling on the infamous bowling team known as the Hot Shots for 7 years, renting shoes each night, and now he has his own to lead the team to victory.  Similar to the Caper who purchased bowling shoes last month and his average has been dropping since.  I think they spent $1000 each on rental bowling shoes and now they have their own.  Listen to Dan The Man about his shoes.

When is it going to end.

Captain Hot Shot

The Last Parade!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it was Chief Warrant Officer Bradley's Last Parade, not to be confused with the Last Supper.

It was an honour for the Captain to be treated with such respect by one of his underlings.  He was chauffeured to Beechwood in the Car of The Year with Last Resort as Tour Guide.  We were directed to the VIP parking and the VIP seating for the ceremony as dictated  by my rank as Captain.

Great Job organizing the ceremony Hot Shot Dan The Man - you will be missed.  At the end of the proceedings the Captain and the Chief held a photo session for about 30 minutes while everyone there could get a photo.  Here it is:

Look at those medals.  All of them were earned.  There is none there for bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Is Anyone Sick of Looking at The Caper?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well, I am but here he is again.  At least this time he is a Winner instead of a Loser.  Check him out and especially his comments at the end.

See everyone on Friday.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Him Again!!!!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I apologize but what can I do.  The Caper is in the video again.  I wouldn't mind if he was the getting the beer but he is serving again.  Check it out. 

Check it out to see who the real Saint is on All Saints Day.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Caper Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Caper will do anything to get in the movies but for me I am tired of seeing him serve the beer. Maybe next week he can get a Free Beer. His average keeps going down so he should win one soon.

Hot Shot Pete is happy as he is drinking his second beer in a row. Listen to the end of the video as I had to ask them to apology to Hotette Ann after last week.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Found!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I thought Dan The Man was in Libya finding Gadaffi but I found him here. Just look at what he has been doing. Maybe he can save the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper is in the video again but all for the wrong reasons. He was the only Hot Shot that rolled under his average on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. But that makes for one happy Hot Shot Pete. Check out the video and see how sad he is that Hotette Ann can't talk.

Captain Hot Shot.

Hot Shots in Second Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a team. We are going for the gold. Another 5 points last night and we will be in first place in no time. Hot Shot Pete is back from seeing the Pope and he had his best night of the year. The Captain won the draw for the strike bowl and with full focus, thinking only of his Hot Shots and to get them a Free Beer, rolled a perfect strike. The smiles and cheers from the Hot Shots was all I needed as there wasn't enough money left over from the $25 win to get me a beer so I had other plans for a Free Beer. Check out the video.

Captain Hot Shot

The 11th Season of the Hot Shots

Shalom,

The 11th season of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots has been going for a month now and this is our first report as I have been away on the Mountain Top.

Listen to the Caper talk of the skills of his Captain as the Captain is now in bowling form and has taken back his anchor position. It took two weeks in the Holy Land to calm him down and now he is bowling.

We are in the top of the league and going for the gold. The Fall is here and we are ready to bowl.

Captain Hot Shot

The Bowling Banquet!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The bowling may not have been the best this year but the fun times were. The feMALE President did another amazing job at the Bowling Banquet. It all started with a Hot Shot Happy Hour and the Captain talked the Caper into the Hot Shot Tradition of drinking beer out of the biggest mug in the Captain's house for first time visitors. Check him out after he had a few wine.

Don't worry Caper, I cleaned it up after Cooper used it on Thursday.

The Hot Shots will be back for another year to go for the gold.

Captain Hot Shot

The Season is over!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What an end to a great season of fellowship. We didn't win but we had fun. Go Figure!

Dan The Man, now known as Playoff Dan, was the greatest he has ever been. He had the high game of the season and the high series and he waited until the last night.

Check him out as Loser Hal serves him his best tasting beer all year.

Have a great summer.

Captain Hot Shot

First Night Of The Playoffs!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I have been on my death bed all month with a cold. I took my IV out last night and filled myself full of drugs to get me to the first night of the Playoffs. I just couldn't let my team mates down. A leader must lead.

Now watch the video to see what the outcome was.

Only one more chance for the gold.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Regular Game of 10th Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes, We are now ready for the Playoffs. Everyone has their average down and we are going for the gold next week. Check out the video and see the next generation Hot Shot. It was a fun one as we took all 7 points and we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The Best Night & The Worst Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes, Hot Shot Hal, not following the Captain's instructions, had his best night of the year. The Captain, a team player, had his worst night to get his average down for the Playoffs. Check out the video.

We hired a new videographer from Carol's School of Video. She is still in training and needs a refresher course.

Captain Hot Shot

The Worst Night of The Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in last place, where we don't belong. The once infamous professional bowling team is no more. The 10th season has been a disastrous. Hot Shot Alain is the only bright light to lead the team into the next season. Watch the video to see who serves him the beer.

Captain Hot Shot

The Only True Irishman Wins!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was Saint Paddy's Day night at Taylor Creek. The Captain was rolling for his Grandfather who will be 137 years old on March 17th. Patrick Joseph Egan, born in Dublin, lived across the street from us as a kid and every Saint Patrick's Day we celebrated his birthday. I was 29 before I realized he was not Saint Patrick.

Watch the video but listen to your Beloved Captain sing Galway Bay.

Dan The Man claims he has Irish Blood but he doesn't even know when the Saint Patrick's Day Parade is in Ottawa.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Should Stay Down South!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes the Caper has brought the Hot Shots to the basement and without him we are rising to the top. Stay in Florida Caper if you are a Team Player.

Check out who served the beer last night to New Orleans Alain and wouldn't stop talking. He cut off Dan The Man when he was the videographer last month, maybe I should have done the same to him.

Hot Shot Alain turned 50 last night and was in rare form but he forgot his New Orlean's beads.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Resort Is our Man!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Last Resort came to bowl. She has been practising since she arrived back from Mexico on Thursday and even tried to get her car out of the garage during the snow storm on Monday. It has paid off as she was the Best Hot Shot on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

Check our her tan lines and see who was the worst bowler, again.

Now check out this video. The Caper is going broke buying her beer as she always beats him at Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Pretty Francine has a 183 average, two points over Hot Shot Hal and The Caper. No wonder we are in the basement. Check it out.

Captain Hot Shot

One Point To Go!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, we only have one point to go - not for the gold but to be in the basement. There was only one real bowler last night and for once we can see his face.

The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are in deep trouble. Can we come back to our glory?

Captain Hot Shot

The New Grand-Papa!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We didn't mind losing 7 points to the Fools as during the 3rd game Hot Shot Alain showed up to say he has a new Grandson. Yahoo!

Watch the video to get all the news from Caper Ray.

Who is that Masked Man?

Captain Hot Shot

The Romantic FeMALE President!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a treat it was to roll up against the feMALE President on Valentine's night. She has a special place in the hearts of Hot Shots. We found out last night that she has a special place in her big heart for the Hot Shots. Just listen to what she had to say:

I got so emotional listening to the feMALE President that I shut off the video camera by mistake as I couldn't see it through my tears of joy. Here is the second part:

And now what you all have been waiting for - your Beloved Captain drinking Free Beer when the Caper said he was going to be in my place after the second game.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Finally Comes Through!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper finally has started to bowl again. That is great but listening to him is another thing. Check him out as Loser Alain serves him a beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain in it for the Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Alain only has bowled with us 4 times and he has already won 2 Free Beer. Some think he is setting us up, like last night. He needed a couple of strikes to be the only Hot Shot over their average in the last game and he did it.

Check out the video to hear Dan The Man get back at Hot Shot Hal for cutting him off the video a couple weeks back.

Captain Hot Shot

Loss Number 7!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Can you imagine. The Caper has been the Loser 7 times already and he has set a record again. Once for 9 head pins in an evening and now for Loser # 7. He also lost his co-anchor position to Hot Shot Hal last night. Listen to his excuses.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain Wins Free Beer after 2nd Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After only bowling two nights for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots Hot Shot Alain wins a Free Beer. He was the only Hot Shot & Hotette over his average and that was only by one pin.

Check out who is serving for the 6th time, a record, and hear what they have to say.

Captain Hot Shot

New Hot Shot Shines on First Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your Captain is not like the coach of the Senators. He is more like the Coach for the Canadian Juniors. He is a winner. Your beloved Captain recruited a new Hot Shot to replace Hot Shot Pete and he helped lead the team to victory. We are now in 3rd place with getting 5 points last night, thanks to the Captain.

Watch the video for the new Hot Shot.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Place to 6th Place! YAHOO!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Amazing. We took 7 points last night from the Easy Rollers thanks to Hot Shots Gord & Pete. Hot Shot Gord edged out Hot Shot Pete for the Free Beer of the night. Check out the video to see who is the Loser of the night, and for once he has very little to say.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Place - One Night To Go!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I can't believe that the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots, named after a infamous horse, is in last place. We have one more night to bowl to get out of the cellar. If we don't some heads are going to roll in 2011.

Check out the blog to hear the Caper, after having the best night of the season last week to a low of 9 headpins this week, explain his poor showing.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Gets a Turkey!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Hot Shot Hal got a turkey last night. Not the turkey he wanted. The turkey he got is having his mugshot on our blog 3 weeks in a row. Is he going to go for a 4 bagger next week - stay tuned.

The Caper had a high single and high triple of the year so you may not want to watch or listen to this video.

Captain Hot shot

The Battle Of The Giants

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The infamous professional all male bowling team took on the Beginners, another all male but unkown team, last night and showed them who is boss. We took total pin fall by one point and took 4 points from them. We are now tied with them in one place out of the cellar.

We have only the Caper to thank for the win as he was the only Hot Shot over his average. Just listen to him go on and on and on and on while the once famous Hot Shot Hal serves him a beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Zero Points

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

That's right - 0 points to the last place team. How embrassing. Our chance for the gold is going South really fast. Faster than the Space Station.

Watch the video to find out what Caper is going to do for Hot Shot Pete.

Captain Hot Shot

What A Difference A Week Makes!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After last week when everyone bowled over their average - this week only one Hot Shot did. Check out who it was and who was serving.

Dan The Man almost made his average but lost by half of the corner pin -1.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Resort Shines at Taylor Creek.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was at Taylor Creek. The Captain gave in and let a feMALE bowl on the team as Dan The Man couldn't make it.

Check out what Last Resort and The Caper had to say.

Captain Hot Shot

Looking For A New Anchor!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

How can Dan The Man roll a 265 in the first game last week and a 99 in the first game this week. It must have been the training he had last week prior to the game. He goes from drinking a Free Beer to the lower cast of be the Server this week. Check him out.

Captain Hot Shot

Blow Pins are Blown Away!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was. Dan The Man was amazing with a season high 265. He had trained all afternoon for the big night at Taylor Creek and did he come through. Sorry I can't say the same about the Caper. Check out the video to see Caper serve Dan The Man with a Free Beer.

The Caper is looking scruffy and not dress liked a professional bowling Hot Shot. The dress code will be enforced next week if he doesn't clean up his act.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Get 4 Points

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Dan The Man couldn't make it to Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek at the last moment. Hot Shot Gord was called from the golf course and made it in time to win the Free Beer. Now that is dedication. Check him out on the video.

Hot Shot Hal will be in the video next week. I hope he is not serving.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Was Amazing!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was at Taylor Creek. The infamous professional bowling team is back and heading straight to the top.

Check out our video from last night. Check out the professional singing from this infamous team and make sure you check out the Hot Shot Groopie at the end of the video. She always wants to get in where the action is.

Your beloved Captain,

Captain Hot Shot

The 10th Season of the Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a treat it was to have the Hotettes, and wannabe Hot Shot and Hotettes from the West, cheering us on for our last game of the night. The season is off to a great start. Just check out the video to see what a Family Happy Night it was.

What a great idea it was to have the Hotettes there.

Captain Hot Shot

"If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun".

The Candy Men!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Can you believe it? Candy Thongs. This is the Acting Captain and the former Dan The Man who rolled a 319 prior to his cruise. What happened to them on that cruise? Hot Shot is rolling over in his grave.

You can see their tan lines if you want Francine. I don't want to.

Your Captain is heading back to save the team as it is too dam cold in Florida.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Is The Man!

Hot Shots & Hotettes, This video is not a hoax. Dan The Man really did bowl 319. I know it is hard to believe but the Captain, with his great leadship skills, brought the best out of him. The beer had nothing to do with it. Captain Hot Shot

Bubba Is In The Movies Again!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba really loves the movies but Dan The Man is a Happy Man. Just listen to him.

Captain Hot Shot

Bubba Now Cheers For The Leafs!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Bubba has not been himself since the Senators beat the Bruins last week. Now the Bruins can't beat anyone. His bowling has suffered from it. Just listen to what he has to say now.

Bubba has lost it - he is now cheering for the leafs.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Was Amazing!

Hot Shots & Hotettes, The Captain was amazing last night with his best night of the year. He leads the Hot Shots with a 741 triple and 287 game. You Hot Shots are so lucky to have him as your leader. He was heard to say "Thanks Hotette Sybil." while he was drinking his Free Beer. Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Has a Big Game

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

For once we will let the Caper have his say as he had a Big Game. Would have had a 300 game except for the Head Pin on his second last ball.

We are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Twenty Ten Is Our Year!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Pete is in the dark. In fact he was in the dark all night. Listen to what he has to say as he serves the Captain a Free Beer.

He is heading off for bowling school in Florida and he may never be back after his performance last night.

Captain Hot Shot

Hal Gets Free Beer with One Pin!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It's a dark video as the Maple Leafs are beating the Canadians 3-0 on the TV. It is really dark as Hot Shot Hal was the only one who bowled over his average - by 5 points - one pin. And he did that with his last ball taking 10 points. What a Hot Shot - when it comes to winning a Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan Again!!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, Dan The Man made the video again on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. What a guy, he loves bowling so much he wants to talk about it all the time.

Have a look but don't listen to a word that Hot Shot Hal has to say.

Your Beloved Captain Hot Shot

A Day To Remember!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. The infamous Hot Shots were Hot. Everyone bowled over their average for the first time in living memory of the 9 year history of the Hot Shots. (Living memory for most of us only goes back a year at our age).

Of course, your beloved Captain was the great leader and won the Free Beer. Watch Dan The Man present it at the Royal Canadian Legion on the eve of Rememberance Day.

Captain Hot Shot

Bubba Was Outstanding!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba had no trouble filling Hot Shot Pete's shoes. Just listen to him thank them for going on their cruise.

The Biggest Loser Hal is serving as he will no doubt happen again next week.

Captain Hot Shot

Free Beer For The Hot Shots!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are winning and we are having fun. What a night it was. Eastview Ray gave out false information on the Free Beer last week but the Free Beer was flowing last night and the Hot Shots are happy.

Check out the Hotette in the video. I think she needs re-training to get her Hot Shot bowling, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain's Picks!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your Captain is a genuis. I benched Caper Ray and Hot Shot Pete and brought in my spares to lead the team to 3 points.

Eastview Ray and Hot Shot Bubba had amazing nights. There was only 1 pin in the difference in who won the Free Beer. Eastview came through and gives his speech to the world.

After this was posted I received an email from Snopes to say it might be a hoax.

Captain Hot Shot

Every Pin Counts!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, every pin counts and this pin was worth a Free Beer for Caper Ray. It is good that he wins something as he has been bowling in the league for 30 years and has still never won the 50/50 draw.

Being in Mike's Pub was the only good part of the night.

Captain Hot Shot

The Dream Team!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The 2009/10 infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots have started a new season at Taylor Creek. What a year it is going to be. We are shown in Mike's Pub after our first game. Do you notice anything missing?

That's right bowlers. The beer is missing. We are starting to slim down and you will see big things from us this year on the lanes. All of us are in a training cycle to get in shape so we can bowl the best we can be.

Just watch us.

Captain Hot Shot

Captain Comes Back To Win Playoffs!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your beloved Captain has saved the season. After 7 weeks instructing at his infamous bowling school in Florida he returned to lead the Hot Shots in the Playoffs.

What a Captain. He will be honoured for this amazing feat at the banquet on Friday night.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Leads Hot Shots in Playoffs!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Here is Caper Ray with his eyes open for a change. Hot Shot Hal had to serve him his well deserved beer after bowling 154 points over his average.

Next week we are going for the gold and will win enough money to buy our Hotettes a glass of wine at the banquet.

Captain Hot Shot

Murray Wins Free Beer!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain has been true to his word for 8 years of bowling on the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots. It is an all Men's Team and the Captain stays true to the Hot Shot rules. Meet Murray in the video. A great bowler who won the Free Beer on his first night of bowling for the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Free Beer For The Hot Shots!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Hot Hotettes gave an Oscar performance on the video but I was so nervous that I didn't have the video on. After the performance they were asked to leave Mike's Pub by the management and I couldn't get another video.

Watch this one and you will see why the Hot Shots didn't get a point all night.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Now Just Plain Dan.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

You have seen the scores now watch the video to see why Dan The Man is now just Plain Dan.

We Ain't Winning and We Ain't Having Fun.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots 1 Point Out of First!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Hal finally worked the video and another Hot Shot groopie wanted in on the action. Play the video to see how much we missed Hot Shot Gord.

With 7 points the Hot Shots are within one point of first place.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Gord Heads South!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Gord leaves the infamous Hot Shots to sign for a professional bowling team at Dayton Beach, sponsored by Hooters. He is the only Hot Shot this year who has bowled over his average of last year.

Hear the words of wisdom from Eastview Ray as he drinks a Free Beer.

Captain Hot Shot @ Captain Wounded Knee

The Free Beer Roll Off!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was at Taylor Creek last night. We had a roll off for the Free Beer - the first time in the long history of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Hal and Hot Shot Gord were both 26 points over their averages. The Captain ordered a one ball roll off to declare a winner. Caper Ray gave the directions on the count of 3 and they both rolled off.

There were two amazing shots (unbelievable shots) where Hot Shot Gord knocked down the 2 pin only and Hot Shot Hal knocked down the 3 pin only. What a bunch of professional bowlers.

Hot Shot Hal won the Free Beer and it is served by the Captain who secured 4 points for the Hot Shots in some clutch anchor bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Has High Game Of Year!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is so nice to Caper Ray. Just listen to him. It is time for him to take a sensitivity course.

Your Beloved Leader,

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Gord With Hair!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We ain't winning but we are having fun in Mike's Pub. Check out Hot Shot Gord with hair.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Get Another 7 Points!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain serves Hot Shot Jim in recognition of his service to the team this Fall while Hot Shot Gord is away at bowling school.

What a Captain.

Captain Veracruz or I mean Hot Shot

Hot Shots Vs Chicklets

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Boys Rule! Girls get defeated. The Hot Shots end up on Top of Chicklets where we belong.

Listen and watch as Caper Ray praises the Captain and asks for Hotette Ann to help his bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

A Silver Lining!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a night it was. Wannabe Hot Shot Len won the 50/50 draw again and the Hot Shots drank Free Beer in Mike's Pub. We also took 7 points from Pierre and his Harem. It doesn't get any better than that.

Hot Shot Producer Pete wouldn't let Wannabe Len talk. I served the beer as Captain not as Loser.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Ray Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a pleasure for the Captain to serve Hot Shot Eastview another Free Beer for his performance last night.

Hot Shot Groupie Nathasha wanted to be in our video again but it is my guess that we won't talk her into it again.

Captain Hot Shot

The Other Ray!

We finally got someone that could work the camera as I always want to be in it. Thanks Hot Shot Pete for your expertise.

Eastview Ray lead the night with his best game (250) ever with the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

Nathasha wanted to get in the video as she loves the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Are Hot!

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. SKIN IS SHOWING.

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

You may want to get the grandkids out of the room before playing this video in Mike's Pub on the first night of the porfessional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.

We are in first place to stay.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Has Left Taylor Creek!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I am driving to Florida but my heart will be at Taylor Creek on Tuesday Night.

Your Humble Captain Hot Shot

A Bowler From The 50's.

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Watch Hot Shot Rod get a strike the old fashion way - with both his balls.

It was a fun night until Rod pulled a muscle in his leg and couldn't bowl his last game or drink with the Hot Shots in Mike's Bar.

Captain Hot Shot

Super Tuesday Was a Dud!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was the worst night of the season for your beloved Leader.

Hot Shot Caper seizes his chance and wins a free beer. Hot Shot Hal screws up the video again. Does anyone have glasses for him so he can see if the video is on or off?

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Ordered To Stop Drinking!

Last week Caper started with a 268 in the first game. Last night he started with a 139 after drinking a pint of Keiths Amber. What is wrong with that guy. Watch the video and see how he went from a High last week to a Low last night. He may never recover.

I had to fire our worst bowler and send him to Boston for re-training.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Ray Starts Drinking Again!

When he was drinking only water his game was horrible.

Now that he is drinking Keiths he had his best night of the year.

We don't need a survey to tell us the wonders of Beer.

Free Beer was had by all Hot Shots as Eastview Ray bought as his winning cheque did not bounce.

I don't know why Hot Shot Hal is smiling after the worst night of the season and his career.

Captain Hot Shot

Videographer Hal is Fired!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Groupie Francine, our most loyal Groupie, wanted in the photo while the Captain was served his Free Beer.

The Captain had his best night bowling all year and he wanted to say something. Hot Shot Hal, mad because I beat him in the last box, cut me out of the video and my very important speech.

You're fired Videographer Hal.

Your Fearless Leader.

Last Place!

The Dark Face of a Loser!

We are in Last Place where we don't belong.

I have been in bed all day as I can't take the stress of a once proud infamous professional bowling team in last place.

My only salvation is that we are playing Laval next week and he is always good for 7 points.

The Last Place Captain

A Ray of Sunshine!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Merry Christmas everyone. This is our last night before the Fun Bowl on the 19th when we say goodbye to Hot Shot Pete. He moves to Florida for bowling school in Indian Rocks Beach for the rest of the season.

We finished in 6th place - 7 points out of first place, where we belong.

The Captain ain't winning and he ain't having fun.

It is going to be a dark Christmas Season.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hotettes Ruin The Captain!

Hi Bloggers,

Yes, the 'Captain Had A Dream'. The Hotettes were suppose to go down in defeat on Saturday night during the Hot Shot vs Hotette Fun Bowl. The Hotettes were bent on winning and not even supporting the Hot Shots. The Hotettes beat us and we have now created a monster.

I hope the Season of Christmas changes their ways.

Captain For Life

The Hot Shot & Hotette Of 2007

Captain Hot Shot showing restrain to the Hot Shot & Hotette of 2007.

I think I am going to be sick. We will have to listen to them for the next year.

Humbug!!

Why is Loser Pete so Happy?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.

Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?

Captain Hot Shot

Not Again!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, again. Hot Shot Gord has won another Free Beer. His 5th Free Beer this year. The only Hot Shot who rolled over his average. Another good night for a Hot Shot in the dog house for erasing all the photos on his camera on the weekend. I can assure you his bowling was not because of Hotette Helene, if you know what I mean.

Watch Caper Ray with his eyes open, for a change, as he is on video and not on a photo.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Gord AGAIN!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, Hot Shot Gord is in the video again but this time it is a good thing. He is the best bowler of the night with 10 points over his average. He just made it as if no Hot Shot bowl over their average there is no free beer.

But, what is happening off screen? Hot Shot Hal didn't get a good bye kiss from Hotette Judy as her and Hotette Ann were in hurry to get into the wine. That is why he was the WORST bowler of the night.

Did Hot Shot Hal get a kiss off screen? We won't tell as what happens on the road stays on the road.

Captain Hot Shot

It is All Hotette's Ann's Fault!

Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Just look and listen to Hot Shot Pete. He was so weak and tired that he could hardly lift the beer to give it to Winner Hot Shot Eastview Ray. Hotette Ann made him work two days in the basement crawling on his knees to get a sink into place.

Hotette Ann you have to really get him ready for next week, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Hot Shot Gord Again!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

I am getting sick and tired of seeing Hot Shot Gord in the video but at least it is good to see his face and know that he is happy drinking Free Beer.

Great job again Hotettes for getting your Hot Shot ready, if you know what I mean. If only I could find some way of getting Hotette Sybil out of the curling rink and the Malls to look after her Captain. She has been negelecting me now for two weeks. She even baked my favourite carrot cake and took it to the curling rink. She wouldn't even cut me a piece before the curlers got it.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Falls Hard!

Hi Hotettes and Hot Shot Gord,

All I can say is that it is all Hotette Sybil's fault. She claims she has a sore shoulder, back and cant' get the Captain ready to bowl, if you know what I mean.

Great job Hotette Helene as Hot Shot Gord is back. I don't know where Hotette Ann was but I know where Hotette Judy was, shopping all weekend.

The Captain may be down but he will be back next week.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Was Amazing!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, it was a night to remember. Hot Shot Hal rolling a high game of 348. His first 300 game in the history of his many years with the Hot Shots. He is speechless as you can see.

He cheated Hot Shot Pete out of his Free Beer with one ball. The Loser is covering his face as his total for the night was just over Hot Shot Hal's one game. Where are you Hotette Helene? The Captain didn't give you permission to go to Cape Breton.

Your Beloved Captain

The Norway Bowler Takes Control!

Hi Hotettes,

Just look at Loser Hal having to serve Hot Shot Pete just back from bowling school in Oslo. My money is on Hot Shot Pete to repeat next week after his best night of bowling for the young season.

Your Humble Captain

The Blog Is Back For Hotettes!

Hi Hotettes,

After all the many phone calls and e-mails I received from the Hotettes I will now keep the Blog up and running for the Hotettes. Your support has been great over the years.

Have a look at this video where Hot Shot Hal is happy after his best night of his life. Then go to the other video and see how he can be a Winner One Night and the Loser the next.

Your Beloved Captain

The Hot Shot Blog

The Hot Shots are Humble In Defeat!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

One video for the price of two. Last week Hot Shot Hal was served his Free Beer by Hot Shot Gord.

This week Loser Hot Shot Hal, the worst bowler of the night, has to serve Hot Shot Gord. Just click on the video to see how happy he is.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Go High Tech

Captain Hot Shot Wins Second Free Beer of the Season.

After watching our first video you will only know that we will get better as the year goes on. The Videographer does not have a good control of the lighting in Mike's Pub and wants to focus on everyone but the Captain. The Videographer is not seen and should not be heard. Quality control will be a bigger focus for our next blog.

Should we go back to still photos? Only time will tell but as you can see we ain't having fun as we didn't win one point.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Start 7th Season.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team has started its 7th season. The feMALE President was so happy to see us that she wanted in on the first photo of the year and got carried away. She started to drink the Captain's free beer.

Yes, the Captain started out leading the Hot Shots with a 233 average. The best in the league. Our worst bowler, Hot Shot Eastview Ray, is seen here serving the beer to his beloved Captain. All the Hot Shots agreed that they are happy to have such a leader.

Yes, we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot