A Hot Shot First!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it happened on a rainy, cold and dark night at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night.  A new first for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  Check out the video to see what it is.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Retires!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes it was a great night.  The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots gathered early in Mike's Pub to celebrate the retirement of Dan The Man after 36 years of dedicated service to his country.  Too bad he didn't win the Free Beer but he tried and was in second place for a Free Beer.  Check out the video to see who was a repeat from last week.

The gold has gone for this season and we will chase the gold again in 2012.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain Wins 1st Free Beer

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a dark and stormy night on Tuesday night at Taylor Creek where the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots reside.  We had a first this year.  Hot Shot Alain won his first of many Free Beers this cold and rainy night.  Yes, the same guy is talking  again with Hot Shot Alain.  Check it out:

The Gold has gone.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Wins A Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Caper came back hot as a real Hot Shot.  With his first game a season high you just knew he was going to be in the picture.  Check out the video to hear what Dan The Man has to say, and of course what the Caper has to say while he drinks his Free Beer.

We are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The New Bowling Shoes!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Dan The Man showed up with his new bowling shoes tonight.  He had been bowling on the infamous bowling team known as the Hot Shots for 7 years, renting shoes each night, and now he has his own to lead the team to victory.  Similar to the Caper who purchased bowling shoes last month and his average has been dropping since.  I think they spent $1000 each on rental bowling shoes and now they have their own.  Listen to Dan The Man about his shoes.

When is it going to end.

Captain Hot Shot

The Last Parade!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, it was Chief Warrant Officer Bradley's Last Parade, not to be confused with the Last Supper.

It was an honour for the Captain to be treated with such respect by one of his underlings.  He was chauffeured to Beechwood in the Car of The Year with Last Resort as Tour Guide.  We were directed to the VIP parking and the VIP seating for the ceremony as dictated  by my rank as Captain.

Great Job organizing the ceremony Hot Shot Dan The Man - you will be missed.  At the end of the proceedings the Captain and the Chief held a photo session for about 30 minutes while everyone there could get a photo.  Here it is:

Look at those medals.  All of them were earned.  There is none there for bowling.

Captain Hot Shot

Is Anyone Sick of Looking at The Caper?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well, I am but here he is again.  At least this time he is a Winner instead of a Loser.  Check him out and especially his comments at the end.

See everyone on Friday.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Him Again!!!!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I apologize but what can I do.  The Caper is in the video again.  I wouldn't mind if he was the getting the beer but he is serving again.  Check it out. 

Check it out to see who the real Saint is on All Saints Day.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Caper Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Caper will do anything to get in the movies but for me I am tired of seeing him serve the beer. Maybe next week he can get a Free Beer. His average keeps going down so he should win one soon.

Hot Shot Pete is happy as he is drinking his second beer in a row. Listen to the end of the video as I had to ask them to apology to Hotette Ann after last week.

Captain Hot Shot

Dan The Man Found!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I thought Dan The Man was in Libya finding Gadaffi but I found him here. Just look at what he has been doing. Maybe he can save the Hot Shots.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper is in the video again but all for the wrong reasons. He was the only Hot Shot that rolled under his average on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. But that makes for one happy Hot Shot Pete. Check out the video and see how sad he is that Hotette Ann can't talk.

Captain Hot Shot.

Hot Shots in Second Place!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a team. We are going for the gold. Another 5 points last night and we will be in first place in no time. Hot Shot Pete is back from seeing the Pope and he had his best night of the year. The Captain won the draw for the strike bowl and with full focus, thinking only of his Hot Shots and to get them a Free Beer, rolled a perfect strike. The smiles and cheers from the Hot Shots was all I needed as there wasn't enough money left over from the $25 win to get me a beer so I had other plans for a Free Beer. Check out the video.

Captain Hot Shot

The 11th Season of the Hot Shots

Shalom,

The 11th season of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots has been going for a month now and this is our first report as I have been away on the Mountain Top.

Listen to the Caper talk of the skills of his Captain as the Captain is now in bowling form and has taken back his anchor position. It took two weeks in the Holy Land to calm him down and now he is bowling.

We are in the top of the league and going for the gold. The Fall is here and we are ready to bowl.

Captain Hot Shot

The Bowling Banquet!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The bowling may not have been the best this year but the fun times were. The feMALE President did another amazing job at the Bowling Banquet. It all started with a Hot Shot Happy Hour and the Captain talked the Caper into the Hot Shot Tradition of drinking beer out of the biggest mug in the Captain's house for first time visitors. Check him out after he had a few wine.

Don't worry Caper, I cleaned it up after Cooper used it on Thursday.

The Hot Shots will be back for another year to go for the gold.

Captain Hot Shot

The Season is over!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What an end to a great season of fellowship. We didn't win but we had fun. Go Figure!

Dan The Man, now known as Playoff Dan, was the greatest he has ever been. He had the high game of the season and the high series and he waited until the last night.

Check him out as Loser Hal serves him his best tasting beer all year.

Have a great summer.

Captain Hot Shot

First Night Of The Playoffs!

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

I have been on my death bed all month with a cold. I took my IV out last night and filled myself full of drugs to get me to the first night of the Playoffs. I just couldn't let my team mates down. A leader must lead.

Now watch the video to see what the outcome was.

Only one more chance for the gold.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Regular Game of 10th Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes, We are now ready for the Playoffs. Everyone has their average down and we are going for the gold next week. Check out the video and see the next generation Hot Shot. It was a fun one as we took all 7 points and we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The Best Night & The Worst Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes, Hot Shot Hal, not following the Captain's instructions, had his best night of the year. The Captain, a team player, had his worst night to get his average down for the Playoffs. Check out the video.

We hired a new videographer from Carol's School of Video. She is still in training and needs a refresher course.

Captain Hot Shot

The Worst Night of The Season!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We are now in last place, where we don't belong. The once infamous professional bowling team is no more. The 10th season has been a disastrous. Hot Shot Alain is the only bright light to lead the team into the next season. Watch the video to see who serves him the beer.

Captain Hot Shot

The Only True Irishman Wins!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was Saint Paddy's Day night at Taylor Creek. The Captain was rolling for his Grandfather who will be 137 years old on March 17th. Patrick Joseph Egan, born in Dublin, lived across the street from us as a kid and every Saint Patrick's Day we celebrated his birthday. I was 29 before I realized he was not Saint Patrick.

Watch the video but listen to your Beloved Captain sing Galway Bay.

Dan The Man claims he has Irish Blood but he doesn't even know when the Saint Patrick's Day Parade is in Ottawa.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Should Stay Down South!!!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes the Caper has brought the Hot Shots to the basement and without him we are rising to the top. Stay in Florida Caper if you are a Team Player.

Check out who served the beer last night to New Orleans Alain and wouldn't stop talking. He cut off Dan The Man when he was the videographer last month, maybe I should have done the same to him.

Hot Shot Alain turned 50 last night and was in rare form but he forgot his New Orlean's beads.

Captain Hot Shot

Last Resort Is our Man!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Last Resort came to bowl. She has been practising since she arrived back from Mexico on Thursday and even tried to get her car out of the garage during the snow storm on Monday. It has paid off as she was the Best Hot Shot on Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek.

Check our her tan lines and see who was the worst bowler, again.

Now check out this video. The Caper is going broke buying her beer as she always beats him at Tuesday Night At Taylor Creek. Pretty Francine has a 183 average, two points over Hot Shot Hal and The Caper. No wonder we are in the basement. Check it out.

Captain Hot Shot

One Point To Go!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, we only have one point to go - not for the gold but to be in the basement. There was only one real bowler last night and for once we can see his face.

The infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots are in deep trouble. Can we come back to our glory?

Captain Hot Shot

The New Grand-Papa!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

We didn't mind losing 7 points to the Fools as during the 3rd game Hot Shot Alain showed up to say he has a new Grandson. Yahoo!

Watch the video to get all the news from Caper Ray.

Who is that Masked Man?

Captain Hot Shot

The Romantic FeMALE President!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a treat it was to roll up against the feMALE President on Valentine's night. She has a special place in the hearts of Hot Shots. We found out last night that she has a special place in her big heart for the Hot Shots. Just listen to what she had to say:

I got so emotional listening to the feMALE President that I shut off the video camera by mistake as I couldn't see it through my tears of joy. Here is the second part:

And now what you all have been waiting for - your Beloved Captain drinking Free Beer when the Caper said he was going to be in my place after the second game.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Finally Comes Through!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Caper finally has started to bowl again. That is great but listening to him is another thing. Check him out as Loser Alain serves him a beer.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain in it for the Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Alain only has bowled with us 4 times and he has already won 2 Free Beer. Some think he is setting us up, like last night. He needed a couple of strikes to be the only Hot Shot over their average in the last game and he did it.

Check out the video to hear Dan The Man get back at Hot Shot Hal for cutting him off the video a couple weeks back.

Captain Hot Shot

Loss Number 7!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Can you imagine. The Caper has been the Loser 7 times already and he has set a record again. Once for 9 head pins in an evening and now for Loser # 7. He also lost his co-anchor position to Hot Shot Hal last night. Listen to his excuses.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Alain Wins Free Beer after 2nd Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After only bowling two nights for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots Hot Shot Alain wins a Free Beer. He was the only Hot Shot & Hotette over his average and that was only by one pin.

Check out who is serving for the 6th time, a record, and hear what they have to say.

Captain Hot Shot

New Hot Shot Shines on First Night!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Your Captain is not like the coach of the Senators. He is more like the Coach for the Canadian Juniors. He is a winner. Your beloved Captain recruited a new Hot Shot to replace Hot Shot Pete and he helped lead the team to victory. We are now in 3rd place with getting 5 points last night, thanks to the Captain.

Watch the video for the new Hot Shot.

Captain Hot Shot