Hot Shots & Hotettes,
Hot Shot Gord leaves the infamous Hot Shots to sign for a professional bowling team at Dayton Beach, sponsored by Hooters. He is the only Hot Shot this year who has bowled over his average of last year.
Hear the words of wisdom from Eastview Ray as he drinks a Free Beer.
Captain Hot Shot @ Captain Wounded Knee
Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,
What a night it was at Taylor Creek last night. We had a roll off for the Free Beer - the first time in the long history of the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.
Hot Shot Hal and Hot Shot Gord were both 26 points over their averages. The Captain ordered a one ball roll off to declare a winner. Caper Ray gave the directions on the count of 3 and they both rolled off.
There were two amazing shots (unbelievable shots) where Hot Shot Gord knocked down the 2 pin only and Hot Shot Hal knocked down the 3 pin only. What a bunch of professional bowlers.
Hot Shot Hal won the Free Beer and it is served by the Captain who secured 4 points for the Hot Shots in some clutch anchor bowling.
Captain Hot Shot
Hot Shots & Hotettes,
The Captain is so nice to Caper Ray. Just listen to him. It is time for him to take a sensitivity course.
Your Beloved Leader,
Captain Hot Shot
