A Ray of Sunshine!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Merry Christmas everyone. This is our last night before the Fun Bowl on the 19th when we say goodbye to Hot Shot Pete. He moves to Florida for bowling school in Indian Rocks Beach for the rest of the season.

We finished in 6th place - 7 points out of first place, where we belong.

The Captain ain't winning and he ain't having fun.

It is going to be a dark Christmas Season.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hotettes Ruin The Captain!

Hi Bloggers,

Yes, the 'Captain Had A Dream'. The Hotettes were suppose to go down in defeat on Saturday night during the Hot Shot vs Hotette Fun Bowl. The Hotettes were bent on winning and not even supporting the Hot Shots. The Hotettes beat us and we have now created a monster.

I hope the Season of Christmas changes their ways.

Captain For Life

The Hot Shot & Hotette Of 2007

Captain Hot Shot showing restrain to the Hot Shot & Hotette of 2007.

I think I am going to be sick. We will have to listen to them for the next year.

Humbug!!

Why is Loser Pete so Happy?

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Well just have a listen and you will know why Loser Pete is so happy. And Hot Shot Gord again in the video. I am tired of looking at him. It would be nice to see Hot Shot Hal in the video again but our only chance is when he is a Loser, the way he is bowling.

Who is the Egoorcs who put up that Christmas Tree with lights before the 15th of December?

Captain Hot Shot

Not Again!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, again. Hot Shot Gord has won another Free Beer. His 5th Free Beer this year. The only Hot Shot who rolled over his average. Another good night for a Hot Shot in the dog house for erasing all the photos on his camera on the weekend. I can assure you his bowling was not because of Hotette Helene, if you know what I mean.

Watch Caper Ray with his eyes open, for a change, as he is on video and not on a photo.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Gord AGAIN!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, Hot Shot Gord is in the video again but this time it is a good thing. He is the best bowler of the night with 10 points over his average. He just made it as if no Hot Shot bowl over their average there is no free beer.

But, what is happening off screen? Hot Shot Hal didn't get a good bye kiss from Hotette Judy as her and Hotette Ann were in hurry to get into the wine. That is why he was the WORST bowler of the night.

Did Hot Shot Hal get a kiss off screen? We won't tell as what happens on the road stays on the road.

Captain Hot Shot

It is All Hotette's Ann's Fault!

Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Just look and listen to Hot Shot Pete. He was so weak and tired that he could hardly lift the beer to give it to Winner Hot Shot Eastview Ray. Hotette Ann made him work two days in the basement crawling on his knees to get a sink into place.

Hotette Ann you have to really get him ready for next week, if you know what I mean.

Captain Hot Shot

Not Hot Shot Gord Again!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

I am getting sick and tired of seeing Hot Shot Gord in the video but at least it is good to see his face and know that he is happy drinking Free Beer.

Great job again Hotettes for getting your Hot Shot ready, if you know what I mean. If only I could find some way of getting Hotette Sybil out of the curling rink and the Malls to look after her Captain. She has been negelecting me now for two weeks. She even baked my favourite carrot cake and took it to the curling rink. She wouldn't even cut me a piece before the curlers got it.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Falls Hard!

Hi Hotettes and Hot Shot Gord,

All I can say is that it is all Hotette Sybil's fault. She claims she has a sore shoulder, back and cant' get the Captain ready to bowl, if you know what I mean.

Great job Hotette Helene as Hot Shot Gord is back. I don't know where Hotette Ann was but I know where Hotette Judy was, shopping all weekend.

The Captain may be down but he will be back next week.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shot Hal Was Amazing!

Hi Hotettes & Hot Shot Gord,

Yes, it was a night to remember. Hot Shot Hal rolling a high game of 348. His first 300 game in the history of his many years with the Hot Shots. He is speechless as you can see.

He cheated Hot Shot Pete out of his Free Beer with one ball. The Loser is covering his face as his total for the night was just over Hot Shot Hal's one game. Where are you Hotette Helene? The Captain didn't give you permission to go to Cape Breton.

Your Beloved Captain

The Norway Bowler Takes Control!

Hi Hotettes,

Just look at Loser Hal having to serve Hot Shot Pete just back from bowling school in Oslo. My money is on Hot Shot Pete to repeat next week after his best night of bowling for the young season.

Your Humble Captain

The Blog Is Back For Hotettes!

Hi Hotettes,

After all the many phone calls and e-mails I received from the Hotettes I will now keep the Blog up and running for the Hotettes. Your support has been great over the years.

Have a look at this video where Hot Shot Hal is happy after his best night of his life. Then go to the other video and see how he can be a Winner One Night and the Loser the next.

Your Beloved Captain

The Hot Shot Blog

The Hot Shots are Humble In Defeat!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

One video for the price of two. Last week Hot Shot Hal was served his Free Beer by Hot Shot Gord.

This week Loser Hot Shot Hal, the worst bowler of the night, has to serve Hot Shot Gord. Just click on the video to see how happy he is.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots Go High Tech

Captain Hot Shot Wins Second Free Beer of the Season.

After watching our first video you will only know that we will get better as the year goes on. The Videographer does not have a good control of the lighting in Mike's Pub and wants to focus on everyone but the Captain. The Videographer is not seen and should not be heard. Quality control will be a bigger focus for our next blog.

Should we go back to still photos? Only time will tell but as you can see we ain't having fun as we didn't win one point.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Start 7th Season.

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the infamous professional bowling team has started its 7th season. The feMALE President was so happy to see us that she wanted in on the first photo of the year and got carried away. She started to drink the Captain's free beer.

Yes, the Captain started out leading the Hot Shots with a 233 average. The best in the league. Our worst bowler, Hot Shot Eastview Ray, is seen here serving the beer to his beloved Captain. All the Hot Shots agreed that they are happy to have such a leader.

Yes, we are winning and we are having fun.

Captain Hot Shot

The Hot Shots 6th Season Ends in Style!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Mike would have loved watching us finish in last place as he would have had lots of material for his e-mails. Always remembered and greatly missed.

Another fun season. Thanks Hot Shots and Hotettes for all the laughs all year. It has been a great year.

Hot Shot Bubba raised his average from 151 to 158. Eastview Ray made a strong showing from 157 to 165, and he is our worst regular bowler.

Hot Shot Gord stayed in limo as he started with 170 and finished with 170. What a consistent bowler. Hot Shot Pete went from 173 to 177 up to Christmas and then took the winter off.

Hot Shot Hal went from 187 to 192 and was just starting to bowl at the end of the season. Caper Ray went from 184 to 195 and is now being tested for enhancing drugs. You beloved leader went from 206 to 213 but still couldn't get anyone to dance with at the banquet.

I give all the credit to the Hotettes, if you know what I mean.

Your Captain will look forward to September 4th when the first balls start to roll and he atarts in the anchor position, where he belongs.

Have a good summer everyone.

Captain Hot Shot

Must Have Been The Glasses!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Gord wins the Free Beer of the night by bowling 75 points over his average. He credits this great achivement because of his new glasses.

But we all know that it was Hotette Helene getting him ready, if you know what I mean, after returning from the wilds of Cape Breton.

Hot Shot Bubba could taste the Free Beer after rolling a 215 in the first game but had too many paid beers and folded like a cheap suit. He had to serve.

Captain Hot Shot

The Top Hot Shot Groupie.

Dear Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The feMALE President was in her glee last night. No only did she take 5 points from the infamous professional bowling team called the Hot Shots - she got to be a Hot Shot Groupie.

She is in heaven surrounded by her favourite Captain and Caper Ray. The Caper has his eyes closed again as he had to serve the beer as the worst Hot Shot of the night. I think he bowled with his eyes shut.

Captain Hot Shot

ps I hope Celine doesn't see the blog as she will kill me.

The Server is Unknown!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Groupie Francine was mad when we had a teenage Hot Shot Groupie last week and she wanted to be in the picture again this week. The Captain almost had to lock the doors to Mike's Pub to keep her out.

But, she won't be smiling next week as the Hot Shots take on her and the feMALE President and we are going to do them in.

The worst bowler of the night is serving to a happy Hot Shot Gord drinking free beer. The server is to imbrassed to show his face.

Captain Hot Shot

Bubba Attracks Another Hot Shot Groupie!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Hot Shot Bubba wins another Free Beer as being the best bowler of the night for two weeks in a row.

But who is that masked man who had to serve the beer?

Better yet, who is the new Hot Shot Groupie who just loves the Hot Shots? No one is talking, just yet.

Lent is here. Will the Hot Shots give up Sex or Booze for Lent after not getting a point at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night.


Captain Hot Shot

Is anyone looking at our Blog!

Captain Hot Shot in his younger days with Hot Shot.

Eastview Ray Goes From Winner to Loser!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Eastview Ray when from drinking free beer last week to serving beer to Hot Shot Bubba this week. What a Loser!

Hot Shot Groupie Francine wanted in the photo again this week to be with Hot Shot Bubba in his glory. Hot Shot Bubba gets all red in the face when the Groupies are around, or was it the rum and the sun from Mexico.

How to go Bubba, you had a great night and let the Hot Shots to victory and 5 points. Now don't pull an Eastview Ray and served next week.

Your Beloved Captain

Everyone Loves A Hot Shot or Two!

Hit Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Everyone wants to get in the picture. Francine jumped right in and wanted to get in with the Hot Shots. Is she happy or what? It had nothing to do with her winning the 50/50 draw again on Tuesday night for the third time this year.

Yes, that his your beloved Captain serving Hot Shot Eastview Ray his free beer. Eastview Ray, who didn't have a free beer all last Fall, now has three Free Beers this year so far.

But your Captain couldn't be happier as the infamous Hot Shots took 7 points and are on their way to the top where they belong.

Watch out next week when we take 7 more points.

Captain Hot Shot

The Caper Drinks For Free!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

No this is not a love in.

It is Loser Hot Shot Gord serving free beer to Hot Shot Caper Ray after a great performance at Taylor Creek on Tuesday night. When Hot Shot Gord falls he falls hard. Just last week he was Top Hot Shot.

Caper Ray has moved into the 4th place bowling position and is now after the anchor position held by you beloved Captain. He won't have a chance.

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Serves Again!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain is not happy as he serves Hot Shot Gord his Free Beer and then raps the pool cue around his neck.

The Captain was happier last week while looking down in the beer. Alas, Amanada was not there last night and rumour has it she won't be back. I guess she was too happy and friendly to the Hot Shots. She was very happy anyway.

We are two points out of last place and "We Ain't Having Fun."

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not! AGAIN!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Yes, the Captain has fallen. He was the worst bowler of the night and he had to serve beer to Eastview Ray, the worst bowler on the team. See how sad he looks with his eyes to the ground.

Amanda wanted to get in the photo again as she loves the Hot Shots.

Hot Shot Eastview Ray will soon be bowling in second place if he keeps this up.

Everyone was crying in their beer as we think we are now at the bottom of the league.

Captain Hot Shot

Believe It Or Not!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

If you look at the video game in the background you will see it is called Ripley's Believe It Or Not! And that is what happened last night.

The Captain predicted in his email to welcome Hot Shot Eastview Ray back to lead the team that he would also win his first Free Beer of the season. And that is what happened. He usually folds like a cheap suit in the last frame and we all thought he was going to when he started.

As you can see Caper Ray, part of the 'Two Rays', couldn't believe his eyes as he still has them shut. I think that was how he bowled his last game.

Not only did he win the Free Beer he also won the 50/50 draw for $71 and the Hot Shots could be heard all over the bowling lanes shouting "Free Beer! Free Beer!"

It was a tearing beering night as we drank beer but only got two points. We Ain't Having Fun!

Captain Hot Shot

The Captain Welcomes Caper Ray to Hot Shots!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

After saying a tearful goodbye to Hot Shot Pete in December it was the Captain's honour to welcome Hot Shot Caper Ray to fill his big shoes for 2007.

It was a pleasure to present Caper Ray with a beer for his dedication to the Hot Shots by waiting in the wings to bowl for this infamous bowling team.

This will be a Hot Shot Year as we take over first place, where we belong.

Now remember, "If You Ain't Winning, You Ain't Having Fun."

The Captain