I Took A Walk By The River.

I Took A Walk By The River

It was a beautiful full moon night
I had a lot to think about
I took a walk by the River
I had to get it right.

It has been 14 wonderful years
We had a lot of fun
It wasn't about the bowling
Because we hardly ever won.

Anne Murray wrote the famous song
A Grammy she could have won
She sang about our 'motto'
If You Ain't Winning You Ain't Having Fun.

It was a beautiful full moon night
I had a lot to think about
I took a walk by the River
I had to get it right.

A weekly video of our game
Was viewed wide and far
Our fan base grew so much
We all felt like a movie star.

We saw bowlers come and go
Everyone tried their best
But the point was to have fun
Although we tried to beat the rest.

It was a beautiful full moon night
I had a lot to think about
I took a walk by the River
I had to get it right.

Your Captain is getting older
He has had a lot of fun
He went for a walk by the River
Retirement had to come.

The Captain listened to the waves
As they lapped against the shore
The voice was deafening as it said
You can't do it anymore.

You must listen to your inner self
To guide you in this life
The time is now, the time is now
The waves called him and he made it right.

The Captain has now retired
From his All Male Bowling Team
Tuesday Night at Taylor Creek
Will now be but a dream.


Captain Hot Shot

* With apologies to P.E.T.

Hot Shots End 14th Year of Fun!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It has been quite a run.  The Hot Shots have finished their 14th season of bowling at Taylor Creek.  It was their worst season as we are a bunch of Losers and Not Having Fun.  We will win  nothing at the banquet this Saturday.  A first for the infamous professional bowling team.

Check out our last video of the year and you can see how depressed we are.

The Caper had to buy the Free Beer on his last night bowling with the Hot Shots.  How sad.

Here is a photo of Caper's replacement for next year.

Captain Hot Shot

Caper Wins First Free Beer in 2015!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was another poor night for the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots.  Zero points and we are going for the gold.  Are the Hot Shots finished?

The only bright light was the Caper with 119 points over his low average.  Check him out to see what he has to say.

Can we recover?

Captain Hot Shot

Captain Wins Another Free Beer!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

The Captain won his 8th Free Beer of the season and he is enjoying it even when he folded like a cheap suit in the second game and lost the two points by 1 pin.

Check out who is serving with his wife watching.  How embarrassing.

Captain Hot Shot

Is The Caper Going To Retire?

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

Is the Caper going to retire?  Is he going to take a walk in the snow?  Is he going to show us his new tattoo next week?  Listen to the video and you decide.

Captain Hot Shot

We Ain't Winning and We Ain't Having Fun!

Hot Shots & Hotettes,

What a bunch of Losers.  The Caper had his worst night of the season and Hot Shot Hal also had his worst night of the season.  If it wasn't for your amazing Captain we wouldn't have got any points.  Watch the video and see the Captain getting his third Free Beer in a row.

We are not going to get the gold this way.

Captain Hot Shot

Hot Shots Now In 5th place and Moving On UP!

Hi Hot Shots & Hotettes,

It was a cold night when the infamous professional bowling team known as the Hot Shots arrived at Taylor Creek.  We were bowling Les Heroes who were in last place.  There was no way we could take 7 points from a bottom feeder so we let them have two points and we took 5 points on our way to the gold.

The Captain led the way as you can see him drinking his free beer in the video while Loser Hal serves it to him.

The gold is going to be ours come April.

Captain Hot Shot